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[spaghettiinmysoul]

[So Rabbit has come to a sobering conclusion.]

So. We ain't re-re-real.

[This only means one thing]

Nuthin' here is real.

[And further more]

So I don't gotta act like it is real.

[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]

I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?

Comments

[blackwitch]

[ She's slowly starting to get that idea. Slowly. ]

Who ever thought of making a lame robot like that? They're supposed to be helpful, not only be extremely dumb!

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Her life will be a lot easier once this is realized]

H-h-hey! I si-sing an' dance an' tell jokes. A-a-all at the same time! That's m-my contribution to society!

[blackwitch]

Your contribution to society should be keeping on your pants..!

[ They're both perfectly mature, clearly. ]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Ta-takin' off my pants is just another co-contribution I give.

[awfulsentimetal]

Puttin' them back on would be a bigger one.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Nope, ain't g-g-gonna do it. Maybe I l-like feelin' a breeze.

[awfulsentimetal]

What breeze.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Ya w-w-wouldn't know unless ya ta-take yer pants off.

[awfulsentimetal]

[He pinches the bridge of his nose and holds up his other hand, index finger raised.]

One, I'm not takin' my pants off, it's rude.

[R O O D Rabbit.

Another finger joins the first.]

Two, there ain't no breeze to speak of.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Yer mi-missin' out!

There could be. You don't know!

[awfulsentimetal]

I'm not missin' out on anythin'.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Yer missin' out on everything.

Too ba-bad fer you, Spine!

[awfulsentimetal]

[Nope. DONE. So done. 200% finished with this conversation.

Now hold still you rascally Rabbit and let him attack you with pants.]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[Well if we're done he's on the move again. Later, Spine, he has some serious streaking to do]

[blackwitch]

[ Thank you, at least someone who understands here.. ]

[awfulsentimetal]

[Oh, he understands. All too well. And he is so very, very sorry.]

[blackwitch]

.. What kind of idiot would be interested in seeing that?!

[spaghettiinmysoul]

A machine fanatic. Anyone i-i-interested in art. Sophisticated people.

Attractive people.

[blackwitch]

You've got completely the wrong idea. .. Well, maybe the first one would work, but ab-so-lu-te-ly nobody else would want to see anything that moronic!

[spaghettiinmysoul]

N-nope, I ca-ca-can list tons of people who'd wa-wanna see me naked. So there.

[blackwitch]

.. You kno-w, idiots like you are just a waste of my time. If you want to go run around without pants, do it far away from me.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Yer the o-one who replied to me sweetheart! Ju-just don't go walkin' around on my floor an' ya w-w-won't hafta deal with me!

[blackwitch]

You don't come anywhere near me and you won't have to deal with me, more like. I can easily take you apart like scrap metal.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Y-yeah sure, I've he-he-heard that one before.

Keep outta my floor, lady.

[blackwitch]

...

[ Her expression changes. It's almost overly cheery now she's realised.. ]

Hmm, I guess we'll see about that~! Better make sure you run fast whenever you see me, o-kay?