[John reads over the other responses before saying anything. He's wanted to meet his own country personification ever since the first time he spoke to France back in Johto. Though he's not really sure why he's a child. Do country people grow up too? He guesses he never really thought about it.]
[He can't really think of much to say that hasn't already been said, so he tries a somewhat different approach. Switching to anonymous, he decides to deliver his first "live" Hermes letter and types out the first joke that comes to his mind. Unfortunately, it's one that doesn't really should be spoken outloud instead of written out but hey, thought that counts right?]
This is probably going to sound a little weird and random but bear with me, ok? Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would we bagels!! Err... okay that really works better when you say it out loud. Because bagel is pronounced like bay-gull?
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[He can't really think of much to say that hasn't already been said, so he tries a somewhat different approach. Switching to anonymous, he decides to deliver his first "live" Hermes letter and types out the first joke that comes to his mind. Unfortunately, it's one that doesn't really should be spoken outloud instead of written out but hey, thought that counts right?]
This is probably going to sound a little weird and random but bear with me, ok?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
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Err... okay that really works better when you say it out loud.
Because bagel is pronounced like bay-gull?
Here, hold on let me try another one.
Why are frogs so happy?