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[alae]

howd o you pleple manage to not get so bored

theres only so many times you kan kill animles

whi is ther a red lien under my wurds

stop tht

[The video switches on.]

Right. Whatever. Anyway who wants to spar? I'm tired of these weak mobs, I need someone with more hit points than that.

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[bloodlessons]

It's kinda important where I'm from, but surviving the spikes was higher up there, nya ha! But I gotta ask what the heck hit points are, I've never heard of them.

[alae]

It's a measure of how much damage you can take.

[Why does no one know this. It's like the fourth wall is an actual thing or something.]

[bloodlessons]

[Clearly it's a room!]

So that means that if I fight with you, you can tell me how many hit points I have? Sounds neat!

[alae]

Usually enemy hit points are hidden.

[bloodlessons]

Aww! Then how can you tell if someone has more than you?

[alae]

Because they take a lot of hits.

[bloodlessons]

So you're pretty much asking to beat people to death? [....]

That's so neat!