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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Tetra's sitting at a terminal, playing a few notes on her recently acquired Spirit Flute before looking at the screen.]

So, um... It's a Ruana month. And she can be pretty awful sometimes.

[A lot of the time but Tetra's not saying that where Ruana, Jason or Riki could hear.]

There's really no way to get ready for anything that happens here so just everyone should be careful, okay?

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[hemoeroticism]

It reminds me a lot of home. I loved Deadman Wonderland. I'd say I miss it, but everything I love about it is here. Forget my own world. This Tower is better! ✩

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

That's... really weird. You know that right? This place is awful.

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[hemoeroticism]

You wouldn't be the first to call me that. To me, this world isn't any more or less irrational than the one I came from.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

I don't even want to know what your world is like in that case. Goddesses.

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[hemoeroticism]

It began with my beloved Wretched Egg... and she's here.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

I'm not sure I should ask if you're up to something because it sure sounds like it.

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[hemoeroticism]

Up to something? Depends. I just go with the flow, here. I love this place. ✩

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Sounds like a yes.

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[hemoeroticism]

That really depends on what my beloved wants to do.

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

If she's your 'beloved' then you can convince her not to do anythung stupid.

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[hemoeroticism]

Nobody says no to the Wretched Egg. Not even me. ✩

[ Hagire may have been responsible for the Wretched Egg existing and may have been her primary caretaker for years, but he's under no delusions that she couldn't have killed him at any moment if she really wanted to, and there'd have been nothing he could do to stop her. ]

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Well, somebody should.

[Tetra. Shut up.]

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[hemoeroticism]

Well, if you wanna try, you go right ahead. Don't say I didn't warn you, though. ✩

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

People warn me about a lot'a stuff.

[Except now she listens because Zelda needs her to not be a rebellious, troublemaking pirate and more like the future queen of New Hyrule.

Which isn't fun.]

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[hemoeroticism]

And? What, you don't listen?

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Didn't used to but that ain't your business.

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[hemoeroticism]

That isn't. I don't really care about the past. All I care about now is spending the rest of eternity with the one I love. This irrational Tower is perfect for that! ✩

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[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Well, guess you guys will be staying if we find a way to restore all the worlds.

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[hemoeroticism]

Everything good about my world is here. Unless Wretched Egg wants to leave, I don't really care about that irrational place. ✩