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[monstrueux]

[Typing comes slowly to Gilles, who never used a keyboard in his life, and whose fingernails are almost more like claws than human nails. Nevertheless, these shortcomings aside, a conversation with Lancer and the example of the anon meme have given him an inadvisable idea. He is about to join the proud ranks of those who have asked for love advice on the Tower Network.]

my friends!!

i come to you to ask your advice ! i believe i might be in love but how do you you tell if oyu are?? if iam how do i maek my intentions knowN? please advice me as to what i should do?

my thanks!

[Also, as Gilles is big and obvious and takes ages to dramatically type his replies, it is quite possible for one to encounter him in the library, where he is eagerly awaiting replies that may assist him in his hour of need.]

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[monstrueux]

i do not undertand what you mean by not share? i do enjoy to be with him always.

there is someone else i like as much but in a different way!! someone i hve known a very long time who is special to me. what could that mean?

i should confess my feelings? what if they are not returned?

[chainsawn]

You sure have a lot of questions. [ To start off with.. ] If you like someone just as much in a different way, then there's no way it's love. Love means you like one person more than anyone else. If you don't, then it's not real love.

So if it's not real love, then you shouldn't bother confessing.

I'm sorry about his dumb problems

[monstrueux]

you may be right, this was my worry!

there is a beautiful girl, more virtuous than any other in any universe, who i have adored for many, many years. i would throw myself at her feet and lie there contentedly for eternity, and there is nothing I would not do for her. i worship her!

yet there is a lovely young man for whom i feel a deep and inescapable carnal desire. i wish to defile him in a number of ways. i huger for his body ans his sould alike! for him, too, i would do anything!

so what should i do??

omg no it's okay i'm entirely amused by this..

[chainsawn]

[ Anyone else might be thoroughly disturbed by either description.

Urotsuki, not entirely healthy in the way she thinks of other people either, doesn't see that though, so she replies as if this is a very normal situation anyone would need help with. ]

It sounds like the first one isn't "love". Not the same kind of love, at least. The girl sounds more like a goddess. That's different from something like a girlfriend. You can both care greatly for a god and love a person thoroughly at the same time.

haha good!

[monstrueux]

is that it??? you put it so cleary! i see. so my love for jeanne is a holy love,and my love for ryuunosuke is th love of passion! i had wondered how i could love them both, but there are different loves of course!

[It's only after he sends the message that he realizes he wrote their names when he was supposed to be anonymous, and he sends another one along soon after.]

i didn not meat to do that!!

[chainsawn]

Don't worry, there's no meat anywhere near here. [ .. Yeah, she completely missed the meaning of that last part thanks to Caster's A+ typing skills.. ]

I hope you become happy with both of them though. You sound like a happy bunch. I'm a little jealous.

[monstrueux]

it is well i canot eat!!

[His typing shows no signs of improving. Well, at least she said not to worry...]

i am happy but they do not know each other i donot think i donot knwo if they would like eacth other! iw ish we could all be together. nothing would make me glafder but i fear it is not to be

do you not have a family?

[chainsawn]

[ Ouch. Sore spot, Caster. Sore spot. It takes a few moments before letters appear on the screen again that are sent from Urotsuki's side. ]

What would you call a family?

[monstrueux]

i dont knwo my family is dead so i have only jeanne and ryuunosuke!

[He hasn't thought about his family in a while, but they suddenly sprang to mind.

He's just going to assume no one else is reading this, so he won't be giving himself away! He's a master of stealth.]

so they must be mine do you think a family could be anyone you lov?

[chainsawn]

I don't know.

But my own family isn't here. Even back home, they weren't there. I guess I don't have one.

[monstrueux]

you are like me! where i was before, everyone i knew was dead except ryunosuke and jeanne

is there anyone you lvoe?

[chainsawn]

[ What fun stories to exchange here... so uplifting, isn't it. ]

Yes. But I can't see him. Ruana took him from me. It's why I have to kill her. [ Put oddly casually inbetween all those other things, yes. ]

[monstrueux]

[They sure know how to have a cheerful conversation.]

how cruel!! perhaps i can help you kill hier!

[Surely a normal offer to make.]

[chainsawn]

[ Totally normal to her. Nothing weird here, people, move along. ]

I want to make sure I kill her myself. But I guess I maybe need some help. Someone told me that I should make sure to not go alone when I do it and bring a knight with me.

.. Are you a knight?

[monstrueux]

i udnerstand, it is a matter of engeance

how did you know? yes i am!

[Gilles de Rais: best knight in all history.]

[chainsawn]

[ Oh gosh. Her eyes actually light up a little once she sees that text on the display. It doesn't show much, since she's usually so emotionless expression-wise, but that makes her so excited. Another real knight who wants to help her..! ]

Then you're perfect to help me with it! I'm sure they won't be mad if you're with me to help.

[monstrueux]

but of course, to slay a cruel oppressor in te name of justince is the duty of a knight!!

we must meet!

[Another chance to prove himself to Jeanne by performing a noble quest!]

[chainsawn]

I agree. I'd really like to meet a knight who's that helpful. My name is Urotsuki.

I don't know where to meet you though, mister knight.

[monstrueux]

meet me at the cathedral

i am very tall!

[and he's going to wear his armor for the occasion.]

[chainsawn]

[ That would already be enough to amaze her, honestly.. ]

Right now?

[monstrueux]

yes if it would suit you! i am prepared

[Gilles doesn't do things by halves. Which is usually unfortunate.]

[ooc: we can move to action, if you'd like?]

[chainsawn]

( ooc: yes, that's fine! c: )

I'll be right there.

[ And true to her word, Urotsuki does quickly run away from the terminal to instead make her way to the cathedral floor. Okay, this can't be hard, just look for a tall guy.. it's usually not too busy there either way. ]

sorry for the slow!

[monstrueux]

[It's probably difficult for her to miss the seven foot tall man dressed in black armor who, having been standing in prayer near the altar, turns when she approaches.]

Are you the one I've been waiting for?

[She looks a little like Jeanne, but Gilles is sane enough now not to think she's Jeanne.]

it's fine, don't sweat it!!

[chainsawn]

...

I think so.

[ Her voice is incredibly blank and her expression is just as blank. It's hard to spot any emotion whatsoever about the girl, apparently. ]

I'm looking for a knight. [ And he sure does look like one.. ]

[monstrueux]

[Well, at least she's not a child... she's older than that, by medieval standards, though youthfuless does put him slightly on edge. Gilles doesn't seem to mind her lack of emoting. He can do more than enough to make up for it!]

Yes, I am a knight, Gilles de Laval, sire de Rais!

[Sir de Rais, that's right. It's been a long time since anyone spoke those words. He has a sword and everything.]

Together we will slay your enemies.

[He's good at slaying things.]