i. anon text (possible action)

[monstrueux]

[Typing comes slowly to Gilles, who never used a keyboard in his life, and whose fingernails are almost more like claws than human nails. Nevertheless, these shortcomings aside, a conversation with Lancer and the example of the anon meme have given him an inadvisable idea. He is about to join the proud ranks of those who have asked for love advice on the Tower Network.]

my friends!!

i come to you to ask your advice ! i believe i might be in love but how do you you tell if oyu are?? if iam how do i maek my intentions knowN? please advice me as to what i should do?

my thanks!

[Also, as Gilles is big and obvious and takes ages to dramatically type his replies, it is quite possible for one to encounter him in the library, where he is eagerly awaiting replies that may assist him in his hour of need.]

Comments

[anon]

[midgarhorizon]

Does it hurt? You're not in love unless it hurts.

[anon]

[monstrueux]

yes it hurets terribly at times!

[Although he's not specifying who it hurts.]

but he makes me very happy so what does tha meant?

[anon]

[midgarhorizon]

If it hurts and makes you happy at the same time yeah that's love

No easy cures, sorry about that

[anon]

[monstrueux]

[Oh no, it's true, he and Ryuunosuke do hurt a lot of people, so they fit that description perfectly.]

that describles it exactly! it must be so. then what should i do next?

actiooon

[thirtybits]

[As he starts to head out of the library with a book in hand, there's pretty much no way Judas could miss Gilles sitting at the terminal. He can't help laughing a little to himself. He looks pretty eager...and that's pretty amusing what with his size and...face.]

You've already figured out how they work?

[monstrueux]

[When he hears Judas' voice behind him suddenly, Gilles gives a start--and turns, standing so as to block the monitor from view. He looks quite obviously guilty, standing there awkwardly like a schoolboy caught misbehaving--a large and frightening looking schoolboy. He's terrible at hiding his emotions.]

Yes! That is, the Grail showed me a few things, so I was aware of what they were but I have been watching others to learn how they might be used.

[thirtybits]

--Are you alright? What's wrong?

[Please don't be on some kind of creepy gore-child-porn-fetish-site - oh wait it doesn't have internet thank god]

[monstrueux]

[Yes, we should all thank god the tower doesn't have the internet.]

Ah, I--nothing, Judas! I am fine!

[He has the sense (if only barely) to be a little embarrassed that he's asking about love advice from strangers on his advice. But... these things are entertaining and simple to speak on anonymously, and he wasn't sure who else to ask. Really, it's hard for Gilles to resist novelty, especially when he's trying so hard to distract himself.]

I am only writing on the computer!

[Surely that's the most innocent task imaginable.]

text; anon

[terreifying]

u can tell cuz teh person u love seems perfect in ur eyes
lik theyr completely beautifl
n can do no wrong
n you feel like ur flying every tim u talk to them

2 confess tell them how much they mean to u
make them feel special
and then make lots and lots and lots and lots of BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

text; anon

[monstrueux]

that is how i feel! perhaps it islove!!!

[He's not paying attention to the fact that this is different from Reno's answer.]

yes i will tell him all these things. i have done many of them already! those things are all true of him.

we canont make babies because we are both men, but htat is good, because i do not want to!

Re: text; anon

[terreifying]

then its love congratulations
oh thats a shame
but yeah since ur both men whatever makes u happy

text; anon

[monstrueux]

it must be!! thank you. all this time and i didn't know

[Although technically, he hasn't known Ryuunosuke for long. He's starting to believe it is true that he's in love, now that two people diagnosed him.]

it is much better this way yes

[No one wants them leaving offspring.]

[forever anon]

[chevalier_mal_fet]

When one loves, one desires above all else that the beloved have their heart's desires granted. Whatever they might be.

Confess, if you have the courage to do so. Lay your heart at the feet of the one you love. Let them do with it what they will.
[Sigh.]

[forever anon also]

[monstrueux]

what noble words! that si what i desire but there are two people about who i feel that way! what does that mean? i only suddenly realized i might love the second

i do not know if they love me in that way. one is too pure! the otehr i cannot say

i should confess all? what shoudl i say?

anon text;

[notayoungkitten]

I knew because I would protect his life with mine.

anon text;

[monstrueux]

that is noble@!

he died while i was serving him, so i failed him but i would have died for him and i strove to please him always

anon text;

[notayoungkitten]

I, too, failed.

Unless I learn how to restore dead worlds the one I love is lost.

However, I can't fail this current mission. Doing so would be disastrous.

anon text;

[monstrueux]

i did not think of this!

i do not want to fail again. we must all do wht we can to return the worlds!! then i may redeem myself so i will work very hard

did they know that you lvoed them??

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[chainsawn]

You're in love when you want to have a person all to yourself and not share them with anyone. When you like them more than anyone else. Ever.

And you should tell them you love them.

[ Talk about a simple approach, huh. ]

Re: text;

[monstrueux]

i do not undertand what you mean by not share? i do enjoy to be with him always.

there is someone else i like as much but in a different way!! someone i hve known a very long time who is special to me. what could that mean?

i should confess my feelings? what if they are not returned?

[chainsawn]

You sure have a lot of questions. [ To start off with.. ] If you like someone just as much in a different way, then there's no way it's love. Love means you like one person more than anyone else. If you don't, then it's not real love.

So if it's not real love, then you shouldn't bother confessing.

I'm sorry about his dumb problems

[monstrueux]

you may be right, this was my worry!

there is a beautiful girl, more virtuous than any other in any universe, who i have adored for many, many years. i would throw myself at her feet and lie there contentedly for eternity, and there is nothing I would not do for her. i worship her!

yet there is a lovely young man for whom i feel a deep and inescapable carnal desire. i wish to defile him in a number of ways. i huger for his body ans his sould alike! for him, too, i would do anything!

so what should i do??

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[warriorscribe]

Love can be many things. It can be like the way these people describe. For me, it is a sense of warmth and comfort, and a profound joy at its best.

It seems as if you have already realized you love this person. If he is here, in the tower, you should go to him, and tell him you love him.

anon text

[monstrueux]

yes i do !! i must love him truly. but i did not realize it because for so long i coud not thing of such things. he is here but i do not know what he will think. we have not known each other long but we are dear froends already

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[warriorscribe]

If he is truly such a good friend, then you will never lose that even if he does not return your feelings. You have nothing to lose.