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[monstrueux]

[Typing comes slowly to Gilles, who never used a keyboard in his life, and whose fingernails are almost more like claws than human nails. Nevertheless, these shortcomings aside, a conversation with Lancer and the example of the anon meme have given him an inadvisable idea. He is about to join the proud ranks of those who have asked for love advice on the Tower Network.]

my friends!!

i come to you to ask your advice ! i believe i might be in love but how do you you tell if oyu are?? if iam how do i maek my intentions knowN? please advice me as to what i should do?

my thanks!

[Also, as Gilles is big and obvious and takes ages to dramatically type his replies, it is quite possible for one to encounter him in the library, where he is eagerly awaiting replies that may assist him in his hour of need.]

Comments

[thirtybits]

I really think it's better not to. Peter and Andrew used to try...it was awful...

[monstrueux]

I will not make the mistakes they did!

[Not that he knows what those are. But it's true, he'll probably make his own individual mistakes.]

Do not let your first disappointments turn you away from love. Love transformed my life!

[Not necessarily in a good way.]

Yes, you need not fear, Gilles de Rais is by your side.

[thirtybits]

I don't think they necessarily made any mistakes...I'm just...not cut out for something like that...

[monstrueux]

[Unluckily for Judas, Gilles is possibly the worst listener of all time.]

You must not think so poorly of yourself. True, you have committed a terrible sin. But now you have been forgiven! There is a type of love for everyone!

[Gilles loves love a lot.]

Even I can find love! A wretched murderer like me.

[thirtybits]

That's not necessarily the problem...I mean, I do think I'm no good and no one would want to be with Judas. But...even thinking about it is just too embarrassing... I've always been a nervous man...

[monstrueux]

I understand. You need worry no more. Gilles will see to it.

There are those who find such anxiety charming! A shy, retiring, boyish young man... It is appealing.

[Gilles pats his head fondly.]

You must be more confident, that is all!

[thirtybits]

B-boyish? Who would like that... And am I really?

[Other than someone like Gilles.]

[monstrueux]

You are very attractive yes!

[Everything Gilles says is 100% true. He is trying to help you out bro.]

I will help you with these matters! You have advised me so well. Now I will return the favor.

[thirtybits]

No, I mean...boyish...

But really, please, don't ....

[monstrueux]

Yes, you're lovely and slender and youthful, as I said.

[Gilles would hope that doesn't make you uncomfortable, but he isn't that self-aware.]

I know you are shy and afraid, but I will help you through this time!

[He pats his shoulder.]

[thirtybits]

I...

[ There is really no telling Caster he doesn't want to, huh. ...at least something like this would keep his mind busy and off of murder, though?

He sighs, hanging his head.]

F-fine...

[monstrueux]

Excellent! Hopefully soon I will meet with success, and you will find great happiness in the arms of your lover!

[thirtybits]

Y-yeah...that'll be...g-great...