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[pchaaair]

hI, sO,
i GUESS i AM BACK, aND, nOT REALLY ANYWHERE ELSE AT THE MOMENT,
aND, i AM KIND OF GLAD i AM BACK TOO, iN A WAY,
aLSO, iN CASE IT MIGHT BE HARD TO REMEMBER ME, sINCE, i WAS GONE FOR AWHILE,
i AM tAVROS, aND, i WAS HERE FOR KIND OF A LONG TIME BEFORE, bUT THEN i LEFT, aND, nOW i AM BACK,
aND, i GUESS EVERYTHING REALLY WAS DESTROYED,
aNYWAY,
hELLO, eVERYONE,

wHAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE i LEFT, sINCE, tHAT IS PROBABLY IMPORTANT TO KNOW,

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[ceruleanspid8r]

[If she thought about it, she'd remember the likelihood that this isn't her Tavros. But she's just sick of the tower's bullshit so sue her if she thinks this might be it being nice to her for once]

Tavros!!!!!!!!
It's a8out time you showed up.

[pchaaair]

uHH,
vRISKA,
yOU'RE STILL HERE, tOO, sO, oK,
tHAT IS SOMETHING TO KNOW,

[ceruleanspid8r]

What do you mean, "still"?
Even if you have 8een here 8efore - which, 8y the way, you could have told me a8out, you know - it wasn't while I was here.
Not unless the tower's pulling its memory 8ullshit again.

[pchaaair]

i MEAN STILL, bECAUSE, yOU WERE ALREADY HERE,
uNLESS YOU LEFT AFTER i DID, aND, cAME BACK TO NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING,
sINCE THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES,

[ceruleanspid8r]

I assure you I have never 8een here when you have 8een here.
W8.
Which reality are you from?

[pchaaair]

[NOT ONE OF THESE THINGSSSS at least most of the others are less confusing!!]

i AM FROM A REALITY WHERE, wE WEREN'T REALLY TALKING BEFORE,
aND, tHE REALITY WHERE THE vRISKA FROM MY UNIVERSE WAS HERE WITH ME,

[ceruleanspid8r]

[Of COURSE it's not her Tavros. That would be too easy]

That explains it.
I'm not her.
I mean, I am Vriska Serket 8ut I'm not THAT Vriska Serket.
I'm from a different reality I guess?
And we're definitely on speaking terms, or at least I'm on speaking terms with my world's you.

[pchaaair]

oH,
tHAT IS,
kIND OF WEIRD,

[ceruleanspid8r]

That's one word for it.
Thinking a8out it I'm not sure why I thought you might 8e him.
Since most of the trolls here seem to come from fucking Opposites Land where the fin-faces are still in charge.

[pchaaair]

tHAT IS WHERE i AM FROM, yEAH,
aRE THEY NOT IN CHARGE WHERE YOU ARE FROM,

[ceruleanspid8r]

Thought that part was pretty clear in the whole opposites land comment.
8ut no they're not.
The re8ellion succeeded.
A red was put on the throne and now you - or at least the you I know - is Grand Premier.

[pchaaair]

wELL, iT WAS,
aDMITTEDLY THAT IS KIND OF WEIRD TO HEAR, sINCE, i AM USED TO SOMETHING SO DIFFERENT,

[ceruleanspid8r]

Yeah well, it's no less weird on this side of the divide.
Especially considering most of the other trolls here seem to 8e more familiar with your version of things.