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[empurress]

:ε ~the adorabubble sea kitten and ruler of all the currents glubs with her unrestrained curiosity at having new waters to expurrlore~
:ε ~and her cute nose wrinkles beclaws the waves smell diffurrent!~
:ε ~but this isnt a terribubble thing at all!!!~
(:ε ~because the grraceful and beautiful empurress didnt really like where she was befur~
Xε ~and maybe this is the place where she can be the flounder of her mew Alternian empurrer!!!!~
>Xε ~which will be much better than the old one because she will be a much better empurress!!!~
(:ε ~but despite her being supurr dupurr brave she turns and glubs one tiny mew which is both planktive and endearing at efurrything else being destroyed~
>:ε ~which she isnt sure she believes anyway!!!~
:ε ~but even if it was she'd purrsevere which leads her to majestically crest the waves and decree~
Xε ~ WHERE IS EFURRYBODY??

(ooc: Please let me know if you want me to drop Nepeta's quirk / go to video in any threads or not!)

Comments

[wwaterboy]

wwho
are you

[empurress]

Xε ~ the empurress nepeta leijon of course!!
(:ε ~ well the empurress to be anyway
(:ε ~ if you reely reely wanted to be technical about it
:ε ~ but who are you??
:ε ~ ive nefur met a purpleblood with purridan's funny accent befur

[wwaterboy]

wwhat
im eridan ampora
ivve alwways had purple blood on account a im a sea dwweller
but if youre the empress to be wwith that kind a blood you cant be from my wworld

[empurress]

:ε ~ thats silly because purridan is jade! he has pretty jade blood and hes reely nice and he doesnt live in the water at all!
:ε ~ and only empurresses and empurresses to be have this blood color beclaws its supurr dupurr special!!!
:ε ~the cute sea kitty whiskers confidentially that she thinks the hemoclawste is reely stupid and that shed rip it to shreds when she became empurress but she likes her blood anyway~

[wwaterboy]

i SAID im not from your WWORLD
my blood isnt fuckin jade its purple
and i havve fins
youre from the same place as that teal blooded vversion a my moirail arent you

[empurress]

>:ε ~ well in that case i like my fursion of purridan better!
:ε ~ but do you mean fefurry? shes the only teal blood i know

[wwaterboy]

wwhat do you havve against me i havvent evven done anyfin
anything
yeah i mean feferi

[empurress]

:ε ~ nofin against you!
:ε ~ but I like our purridan an pawful lot since hes reely nice
(:ε ~ even if he is a FUDDY DUDDY sometimes
:ε ~ are you a fuddy duddy too?

[wwaterboy]

oh wwell i guess thats okay
i havve no opinion one way or another about your eridan really
i dont think im a fuddy duddy though

[empurress]

>xε ~ that remains to be sean!!

[wwaterboy]

howw do you evven define a fuddy duddy anywway

[empurress]

(:ε ~ i know one when i sea one