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[empurress]

:ε ~the adorabubble sea kitten and ruler of all the currents glubs with her unrestrained curiosity at having new waters to expurrlore~
:ε ~and her cute nose wrinkles beclaws the waves smell diffurrent!~
:ε ~but this isnt a terribubble thing at all!!!~
(:ε ~because the grraceful and beautiful empurress didnt really like where she was befur~
Xε ~and maybe this is the place where she can be the flounder of her mew Alternian empurrer!!!!~
>Xε ~which will be much better than the old one because she will be a much better empurress!!!~
(:ε ~but despite her being supurr dupurr brave she turns and glubs one tiny mew which is both planktive and endearing at efurrything else being destroyed~
>:ε ~which she isnt sure she believes anyway!!!~
:ε ~but even if it was she'd purrsevere which leads her to majestically crest the waves and decree~
Xε ~ WHERE IS EFURRYBODY??

(ooc: Please let me know if you want me to drop Nepeta's quirk / go to video in any threads or not!)

Comments

cultural sensitivity: he has it

[touchofgenius]

Wait, since when did you use the fish princess purple color?

[empurress]

:ε ~ since ive been an adorabubble catfish princess!
Xε ~ WHICH IS SINCE FUREVER!!!

[touchofgenius]

Oh dear god you're a catfish and use water puns now too... Just when I thought I understood you kids finally, you all switch colors and edit your quirks.

Are you all different colors or is it just you? Who's the scary purple clown now? The blind one or something?

[empurress]

?:ε ~the empurress blinks adorabubbly in confusion~
:ε ~ ive always talked like this you silly human
(:ε ~ why wouldnt i talk like me???
:ε ~ and i dont know any scary pawrple clown but the blind one is furezi!
:ε ~she whispers clawnfidentially that furezi is how she calls terezi~

[touchofgenius]

So you still like your "rolepurrlaying" thing I see.

Uh the one I know that's the scary purple clown has a symbol like...
Hang on.

[He switches to video and traces the Capricorn symbol in the air (poorly) before turning back to text]

Did you get that?

[chronomancer]

nep
is that you
oh gog
of course its you

[empurress]

:ε ~the empurress giggles in a heartwarming mane-er sending a stream of silvery bubbles to the surface~
Xε ~ of course its me, purridan!
:ε ~ do you think im somebubbly else??

[chronomancer]

a course not
i wwas just surprised to see you here

[empurress]

>:ε ~ the best hunters are the ones with the element of surpurrise!!!!
(:ε ~ but why surprise? didnt we just sea each other in the Veil?

[wwaterboy]

wwho
are you

[empurress]

Xε ~ the empurress nepeta leijon of course!!
(:ε ~ well the empurress to be anyway
(:ε ~ if you reely reely wanted to be technical about it
:ε ~ but who are you??
:ε ~ ive nefur met a purpleblood with purridan's funny accent befur

[wwaterboy]

wwhat
im eridan ampora
ivve alwways had purple blood on account a im a sea dwweller
but if youre the empress to be wwith that kind a blood you cant be from my wworld

[empurress]

:ε ~ thats silly because purridan is jade! he has pretty jade blood and hes reely nice and he doesnt live in the water at all!
:ε ~ and only empurresses and empurresses to be have this blood color beclaws its supurr dupurr special!!!
:ε ~the cute sea kitty whiskers confidentially that she thinks the hemoclawste is reely stupid and that shed rip it to shreds when she became empurress but she likes her blood anyway~

[tortileghostwriter]

and then there were nine
the knight of light offers his felicitations to the dread empress leijon

which is unfortunately as far as im willing to go in any direction that even approaches roleplay
i do not engage in such shenanigans and i am afraid i will make no exceptions even in a case such as this
and that is really all that there is to say on the matter

in any case hello nepeta

[empurress]

>:ε ~the empurress will not soon furget this insult even though he was also really polite at the same time!!~
(:ε ~ you humans arent any fun
(:ε ~ this one is david right?

[tortileghostwriter]

youd be far from the first to say that

right in one
bravo bravo bravissimo

[empurress]

:ε ~ beclaws
:ε ~ its
>Xε ~ TRUE!!!!
:ε ~ but youre the one that fefurry likes arent you!
(:ε ~ i havent spawken much to you humans yet

[caliginous]

DID AMPORA SEND OUT CROSS DIMENSIONAL INVIT8TIONS OR SOMETHING?
NEXT THING, IT'LL BE NOIR KNOCKING ON OUR DAMN DOOR.

ANYWAY.
HEY PRINCESS.
WELCOME TO HELL.
I RAN OUT OF T-SHIRTS.

[empurress]

>:ε ~the fierce empurress hisses fiercely at the mention of that dersian villain who had become their anemone!~
:ε ~but then she regains her regal bearing once more becoming noble and compurrsed~
:ε ~ hi karkitty!
:ε ~ this place doesnt seem too terribubble to me
(:ε ~ its better than the veil isnt it?

[caliginous]

YOU CAUGHT IT ON A GOOD DAY.
GIVE IT A FEW WEEKS AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
C'MON.
WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN WRONG?

[empurress]

:ε ~the sea kitten glubs curiously as she thinks!~
:ε ~ i dunno but i think if i thought about it fur a while i could think of a time you were wrong!!
Xε ~ but i wont since that would be silly!!

[scalemate]

*GC GR33TS 4C W1TH 4 M4J3ST1C W4V3 OF H3R M1GHTY T4LON*
*4ND ONC3 W1TH TH3 3ND OF H3R T41L JUST TO B3 POL1T3*
H3LLO POUNC3LLOR!

[empurress]

Xε ~ac glubs cheerfully in return and breaches the surface of the water with a magnificent leap in hello!!~
(:ε ~and yet she swims closer to the figure on the shore beclaws something seems strange!~
(:ε ~ why is gc speaking in fefurrys color???

[scalemate]

H4H4H4
1 4M NOT TH3 S4M3 4S YOUR T3R3Z1! >:]

[empurress]

(:ε ~ oh reely??
:ε ~the adorabubble cat of the currents is excited and interested and swims along with the waves!~
:ε ~ then what sort of purrezi are you??