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[empurress]

:ε ~the adorabubble sea kitten and ruler of all the currents glubs with her unrestrained curiosity at having new waters to expurrlore~
:ε ~and her cute nose wrinkles beclaws the waves smell diffurrent!~
:ε ~but this isnt a terribubble thing at all!!!~
(:ε ~because the grraceful and beautiful empurress didnt really like where she was befur~
Xε ~and maybe this is the place where she can be the flounder of her mew Alternian empurrer!!!!~
>Xε ~which will be much better than the old one because she will be a much better empurress!!!~
(:ε ~but despite her being supurr dupurr brave she turns and glubs one tiny mew which is both planktive and endearing at efurrything else being destroyed~
>:ε ~which she isnt sure she believes anyway!!!~
:ε ~but even if it was she'd purrsevere which leads her to majestically crest the waves and decree~
Xε ~ WHERE IS EFURRYBODY??

(ooc: Please let me know if you want me to drop Nepeta's quirk / go to video in any threads or not!)

Comments

[touchofgenius]

So what color is he in your version of events?

[empurress]

Xε ~ hes green!
:ε ~ a really nice and pretty furrest green!

[touchofgenius]

Ah hah so he's your old color! DoEs He StIlL dO tHiS tHiNg WhEn He TyPeS? Or did that change too?

[empurress]

:ε ~ of course he types like that
:ε ~her nose wrinkles beclaws it can be hard to read but she thinks its reely finny!~
(:ε ~ and i said ive pawlways talked like this, so how could i have an old color??

[touchofgenius]

(Okay fine, the color I recognize you having. Better?)

And for the record, it's just as hard to type as it is to read. I can't believe he can do it, let alone as fast as he probably does at this point. ...Or should I be saying purrobably?

[empurress]

:ε ~the empurress acknowledges that as acceptabubble but still strange!!~
:ε ~ he does it somehow! i think he must like doing it or else hed stop
:ε ~ and you dont have to talk like that! nobubbly else likes playing with words like i do usually

[touchofgenius]

Why not! It seems very, uh. Furun? Okay, never mind this is obviously too hard for me to figure out. I officially bow out of the cat pun competition, and I must grovel at your feet for your skills.

[empurress]

:ε ~she giggles in furocious triumph!~
:ε ~ you get used to it after a while!