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[empurress]

:ε ~the adorabubble sea kitten and ruler of all the currents glubs with her unrestrained curiosity at having new waters to expurrlore~
:ε ~and her cute nose wrinkles beclaws the waves smell diffurrent!~
:ε ~but this isnt a terribubble thing at all!!!~
(:ε ~because the grraceful and beautiful empurress didnt really like where she was befur~
Xε ~and maybe this is the place where she can be the flounder of her mew Alternian empurrer!!!!~
>Xε ~which will be much better than the old one because she will be a much better empurress!!!~
(:ε ~but despite her being supurr dupurr brave she turns and glubs one tiny mew which is both planktive and endearing at efurrything else being destroyed~
>:ε ~which she isnt sure she believes anyway!!!~
:ε ~but even if it was she'd purrsevere which leads her to majestically crest the waves and decree~
Xε ~ WHERE IS EFURRYBODY??

(ooc: Please let me know if you want me to drop Nepeta's quirk / go to video in any threads or not!)

Comments

best kitty empurress evver

[chronomancer]

heh
thanks
i think i still need some practice

she tries that too!!!

[empurress]

:ε ~ all it takes is time
:ε ~ and youve always been good with that!!
(:ε ~ oops i mean youvve

i think that last one is pure natural talent at work ;3

[chronomancer]

maybe
i think i might stick to mine fer a wwhile though
im not all that good wwith puns

shore is :33

[empurress]

:ε ~ well you know what they say
xε ~ practice makes purrfect!!!

i sea wwhat you did there~

[chronomancer]

wwell
maybe i can practice some more later
once youvve settled in

addiction is a powerfur thing

[empurress]

:ε ~ oh thats right!!
:ε ~ where do we sleep?

its really ovverwwhalemin (...do I get a medal for that one? I deserve a medal for that one.)

[chronomancer]

oh
in the room you wwake up on
there arent any recuperacoons though

wow. I submit defeat.

[empurress]

:ε ~ what???
:ε ~ i mean wwhat
(:ε ~ then wwhat are wwe suppurrsed to sleep on??

/vvictory pounce, I mean pose.

[chronomancer]

wwhere you wwoke up
those
bed
things
thats wwhat humans use
supposedly

[empurress]

:ε ~ ewwwww
:ε ~ how can anybubbly sleep on those?

[chronomancer]

takes
a wwhile honestly
to get used to them
that
and crippling exhaustion i think

[empurress]

(:ε ~ maybe they have a recupurracoon somewhere? that we just havent found

[chronomancer]

maybe
though
kar an kan havve been here a wwhile
i cant
really imaginin them not bein thorough lookin for one
plus theres a bunch a other trolls too