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[restitchtime]

I'm going to skip the bullshit theatrics over being forcibly removed from my universe and save everybody time, since obviously the premise here is a crock of shit. We did just fine getting out of a wrecked world once, don't need help doing it a second time. The slave collars aren't exactly inspiring any confidence, either.

What I'd like instead is to find out if there's anybody halfway between competent and sane who can tell me what you've tried smashing that wouldn't break. I'm perfectly fine with wrecking everything in this goddamn tower but I'd like to do it in as productive a manner as I can. Not to mention I don't exactly relish having to scroll backwards through what looks like a network of complete idiocy just to find out.

And I know being in some brave new world means I ought to start shrieking for the dumbasses I was with before to see if they're here, but honestly just making this post should be enough to call them out of the woodwork to start giggling like fiends all over it.

But who knows? Maybe I'll get lucky and all the morons will be distracted by something shiny for the moments it takes me to get some answers. I'm still stupid enough to hope.

Comments

[empurress]

:ε ~ do you believe everyfin that everybubbly says is always how they really think?
:ε ~ thats not furry smart!

[restitchtime]

Yes, that's exactly how I go through life. You've seen through my hard and cynical shell to the sickeningly naive girl beneath it. I believe absolutely everything said to me - in fact, if you told me to jump out of the tower right now I'd do it without a second thought!

God, that staggering leap of intelligence must have taken at least six neurons firing up at once. Aren't you clever?

[empurress]

:ε ~ are all the humans such beaches? or is it just you!!

[restitchtime]

I've pretty much got the corner market on unrepentant bitch, so if you're looking for someone a little less abrasive you're shit out of luck. If I run into any familiar faces I can show you a couple grade A douchebags, though.

[empurress]

:ε ~ i guess the beach who knows shes a beach is better than the beach who purrtends shes not

[restitchtime]

Of course it is. Not only do I get points for honesty it means I've got the time to perfect my skills.

[empurress]

:ε ~ not that theyre skills worth purrfecting though

[restitchtime]

Only if you're too dense to use them properly.