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[restitchtime]

I'm going to skip the bullshit theatrics over being forcibly removed from my universe and save everybody time, since obviously the premise here is a crock of shit. We did just fine getting out of a wrecked world once, don't need help doing it a second time. The slave collars aren't exactly inspiring any confidence, either.

What I'd like instead is to find out if there's anybody halfway between competent and sane who can tell me what you've tried smashing that wouldn't break. I'm perfectly fine with wrecking everything in this goddamn tower but I'd like to do it in as productive a manner as I can. Not to mention I don't exactly relish having to scroll backwards through what looks like a network of complete idiocy just to find out.

And I know being in some brave new world means I ought to start shrieking for the dumbasses I was with before to see if they're here, but honestly just making this post should be enough to call them out of the woodwork to start giggling like fiends all over it.

But who knows? Maybe I'll get lucky and all the morons will be distracted by something shiny for the moments it takes me to get some answers. I'm still stupid enough to hope.

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[restitchtime]

The more I hear about this dump the more I'm starting to convince myself that I tripped and landed in some tryhard's attempt at a splatter horror flick. Christ.

What happens if we decide to bum it somewhere else? A tentacle monster comes and gnaws off a body part?

[tortileghostwriter]

the whole sordid affair of bullshit certainly has that touch of z grade cinema to it yes

close but not in the way you might think
the tower apparently enjoys driving those unlucky guests entirely mad

[restitchtime]

Great. If the entire tower is as useful as a typical cast in one of those films I'm going to be seriously pissed. Getting out of here's going to be enough of a headache without having to do it all by myself.

Just perfect. A supernatural prison with a hard-on for keeping to designated lists. Just where I always wanted to end up!

[tortileghostwriter]

have fun with that
it doesnt seem to be a particularly viable course of action so far

how fortunate for you then
we are all equally jubilant in the sense where jubilation is a codeword for rapidly mounting annoyance and anger

[restitchtime]

Then maybe nobody's found the right spot to fuck up. I'll throw my own little destruction party just to spite everyone else if I have to.

Good to know. Now as soon as my decoder ring comes in the mail I can join the Tower Club and speak in unnecessarily obtuse codes. This really is a dream come true.

[tortileghostwriter]

regardless of my opinion on whether or not such a thing would work it sounds as if its worth a try
i suppose ill help in such an event after all i hardly have fuckall else to do thats worth doing

glad to be of service in that case

[restitchtime]

Like I'd need your help. I'd have half this shithole trashed before you could even realize what's going on, so save yourself the trouble and just stay in your room counting ceiling cracks or whatever displaced assholes do.