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Something tells me that my world’s not actually been destroyed. Because my world? It’s pretty destructo-proof. We’ve proven that. A couple times, actually. We’re like cockroaches, cut off our heads and we come right back. And some letter saying that you saved me from the big bad--

[ a beat ] Hold on. Who are you supposed to be, anyway? You and your little letter with your little words. Because if you’re not Buffy then i’ve gotta wonder if you’re trying to be her and i’m not sure she’s ever been too big on imitation or flattery being the highest art of anything.

And anyway, if my world had been destroyed, you would’ve saved Buffy, not me. Probably Will, too. I’m not usually the guy that gets picked for these sort of things -- it’s like how I always picked last for dodgeball and put on the bench. I’d probably get picked last for who gets to live in the brand new world order, too.

So, uh, you maybe wanna tell me what’s actually going on? ‘Cause the fake letter really isn’t gonna cut it.

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[ Pffffff so amused-- ]

If you have questions, you are welcome to go find them if you can. Personally, I owe them a swift end for this nonsense, but I've yet to find the ones claiming they "saved" any of us, and I rather doubt they'll respond via these... machines.

[ Yep. Sure is using magic to do this for him. ]

So they saved us, but nobody knows who they are? [ Pshyeah right, he looks so skeptical. ]

You'd think the champions of this new world would be running around bragging about it every chance they got. I know I would if I had the chance.

... Actually, unless they can back up their so-called bragging, then the wisest thing to do would be what they are now: making themselves out of the potentially damaging grasp of some of us. I do believe they've earned whatever swift beating they get, but we cannot exactly kill them if we can't FIND them, now, can we?

[ Quite a problem, really. :c ]

As it is, I'm in no particular NEED of saving. I can care fine for myself. I cannot die, so I do not see their concern on the matter. Though you humans ARE quite fragile, so who knows!

[ ........ well, now that's one way to look at it. Boy does Xander sure feel the love. ]

So what i'm hearing is that you don't exactly care what happens to the rest of us, as long as you turn out hunky dory in the end, am I right or am I right?

[ SO MUCH LOVE <3 ]

Oh, no, it's not a question of "if", it's a certain "I will". Really, I'm just wasting time at this point; I've nothing better to do.

And there ARE two humans I rather do care for, but they're unique.

If you've got nothing better to do, then why don't you run along home, then? Stop bothering the rest of us.

... Unique. Got it. Not so sure if I want to know what you mean by that.

Hardly any point in that, really, when I cannot return any more than YOU can. Do try to use what little intelligence the Goddesses gave you, won't you?

[ So. Amused. ]

[ Xander doesn't really care about the pointing out of his stupidity. He's good at doing that himself 8D ]

The Goddesses? Pretty sure Will's a little more friendly with the Goddesses than I am, but i'm not worried about the intelligence they did or didn't give me, you're the one who needs to work on finding a better hobby.

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[Video] 'cause he. Hasn't. Figured out much besides it yet. >_>

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