toomanly (
toomanly) wrote in
animus_network2012-02-09 05:04 pm
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Something tells me that my world’s not actually been destroyed. Because my world? It’s pretty destructo-proof. We’ve proven that. A couple times, actually. We’re like cockroaches, cut off our heads and we come right back. And some letter saying that you saved me from the big bad--
[ a beat ] Hold on. Who are you supposed to be, anyway? You and your little letter with your little words. Because if you’re not Buffy then i’ve gotta wonder if you’re trying to be her and i’m not sure she’s ever been too big on imitation or flattery being the highest art of anything.
And anyway, if my world had been destroyed, you would’ve saved Buffy, not me. Probably Will, too. I’m not usually the guy that gets picked for these sort of things -- it’s like how I always picked last for dodgeball and put on the bench. I’d probably get picked last for who gets to live in the brand new world order, too.
So, uh, you maybe wanna tell me what’s actually going on? ‘Cause the fake letter really isn’t gonna cut it.
[ a beat ] Hold on. Who are you supposed to be, anyway? You and your little letter with your little words. Because if you’re not Buffy then i’ve gotta wonder if you’re trying to be her and i’m not sure she’s ever been too big on imitation or flattery being the highest art of anything.
And anyway, if my world had been destroyed, you would’ve saved Buffy, not me. Probably Will, too. I’m not usually the guy that gets picked for these sort of things -- it’s like how I always picked last for dodgeball and put on the bench. I’d probably get picked last for who gets to live in the brand new world order, too.
So, uh, you maybe wanna tell me what’s actually going on? ‘Cause the fake letter really isn’t gonna cut it.

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But hey, that's okay. Apparently nobody knows who the owners of the place are supposed to be. Kind of like one of those parties people show up to where nobody knows who's actually throwing it. [ a beat ] Without the partying part, they forgot that here.
Re: video
Well, you know, I'm sure at least someone has tried to throw a party! Not sure when, because I've only been here for a little while. I'm sure some of the people here have been around longer. But when you've got a lot of people like this, it's kind of a given, right? [Ramble ramble ramble, derp derp derp.]
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Which means it's kind of a given that somebody's not gonna get invited, and we're right back to the being benched at volleyball, which isn't really a thing like not knowing why we showed up here. Who knows why they're lying about saving us instead of someone else. But hey, guess somebody's always gotta be the backup. [ the most... rambling..... ever.......... ]
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