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[toomanly]

Something tells me that my world’s not actually been destroyed. Because my world? It’s pretty destructo-proof. We’ve proven that. A couple times, actually. We’re like cockroaches, cut off our heads and we come right back. And some letter saying that you saved me from the big bad--

[ a beat ] Hold on. Who are you supposed to be, anyway? You and your little letter with your little words. Because if you’re not Buffy then i’ve gotta wonder if you’re trying to be her and i’m not sure she’s ever been too big on imitation or flattery being the highest art of anything.

And anyway, if my world had been destroyed, you would’ve saved Buffy, not me. Probably Will, too. I’m not usually the guy that gets picked for these sort of things -- it’s like how I always picked last for dodgeball and put on the bench. I’d probably get picked last for who gets to live in the brand new world order, too.

So, uh, you maybe wanna tell me what’s actually going on? ‘Cause the fake letter really isn’t gonna cut it.

Comments

[voice] psshh, it's no problem! I am plenty slow on my own most of the time :B <3

[metawoof]

Hey, I could have said that the monsters are meanies.

[voice] sob i still appreciate it, i will backtag forever <3

[toomanly]

Yeah, and the collars are just a friendly way of saying hello.

[voice] YES I love backtagging. It is my best friend BD

[metawoof]

They just want to keep the new residents of the horrortowerworld hip and trendy! Skin-tight suits are the new black!

[voice] SOB MINE TOO

[toomanly]

And collars are all the rage? Must've missed that edition of Vogue.

[voice] CASE IN POINT

[metawoof]

Yes it was right there before the cover story about how good the oatmeal is for your skin.

[voice] lol BACKTAGGING FOREVAH

[toomanly]

I'll have to remember that next time I need a cover-up. Not like I ever want to eat the stuff anyway. Too lumpy.