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[toomanly]

Something tells me that my world’s not actually been destroyed. Because my world? It’s pretty destructo-proof. We’ve proven that. A couple times, actually. We’re like cockroaches, cut off our heads and we come right back. And some letter saying that you saved me from the big bad--

[ a beat ] Hold on. Who are you supposed to be, anyway? You and your little letter with your little words. Because if you’re not Buffy then i’ve gotta wonder if you’re trying to be her and i’m not sure she’s ever been too big on imitation or flattery being the highest art of anything.

And anyway, if my world had been destroyed, you would’ve saved Buffy, not me. Probably Will, too. I’m not usually the guy that gets picked for these sort of things -- it’s like how I always picked last for dodgeball and put on the bench. I’d probably get picked last for who gets to live in the brand new world order, too.

So, uh, you maybe wanna tell me what’s actually going on? ‘Cause the fake letter really isn’t gonna cut it.

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[selenic]

I've seen a few people with pointy teeth! They were very nice, though. There seem to be many types of monsters here, and I've never seen anything like them at home.

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[toomanly]

Great, so the pointy teethed guys are nice here too, or so people keep trying to make me believe. [ He has a thing against vampires, so sue him. ]

But hey, then at least we're both going up against the unknown here.

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[selenic]

Yes! It seems like both of us have experience fighting monsters, though.

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[toomanly]

I'm not really much of a fighter. More of a lover with an occasional thing for axes.

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[selenic]

[She giggles, tilting her head slightly.]

Would you like me to teach you?

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[toomanly]

You? Teach me. [ Have a head tilt back -- Buffy's never even offered. ]

You know, I think it's one of those things that i'll just never learn. Like how to count cards or do calculus.

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[selenic]

[She is... Slightly offended and a little discouraged!]

Maybe you've just never had the right teacher!

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[toomanly]

[ He's... entirely oblivious. And not even remotely trying to be offensive. He just comes off that way almost all the time. ]

Hey, could be true. Think you might be mine? I could use a lesson or two.

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[selenic]

Of course! I'm only really good with a sword, though. Is that alright?

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[toomanly]

Hey, that's fine. Long as you make sure I don't cut any of my own parts off.


[ ooc; want to do a log? ]

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[selenic]

We'll be very careful, I promise!

[ooc: Yes, I'd love to!]

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[toomanly]

Good to know.


[ ooc; eeee lovely! I'll set something up and then throw you a PM tomorrow? :3 what floor should we have them meet? ]