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[ou] willow rosenberg

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I spent some time looking through the network backlog and tracking down the posts that the tower administrators have made before, and I have to say, I'm underwhelmed. A whole lot of ambiguous morals, incoherent and vaguely creepy requests for user log in, and a distressed child. Not a whole lot of answers.

So who's been around for a while? Is there anyone that's been here the longest? And do you have anything to add to the above, because I'm all ears. Even if we can't find a way out, it's worth trying to pool our information.

Before anyone asks why I'm saying this on the network that they presumably monitor, hey, I'd love to talk to them.

In the meantime I'm going to see if I can find out what keeps putting this thing on the fritz every so often, because it's majorly annoying, and also may be connected to something. Anyone computery want to help me out with that?

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dont get 2a22y wiith me, human.

Sorry, but the sassy is not optional. Even getting freaked out just ramps it up to eleven.

You'll have to get used to the horrible emotional wounds my slightly pointed remarks can inflict.

what number ii2 iit up two now iif not already ramped up two 11?

Let's say five. Five sounds about right.

Think you can handle a five if we're going to be getting our hacking on together?

you know how two hack two?
2hiit 2top 2tealiing my liife

I'm not stealing your life! Anyway, you're probably better at it than me if you're anything like your ancestor. He hacked the tower systems by himself by plugging in, were you reading that thread?

I just get data about police reports and school files when we need it to solve a demon-related mystery. Gosh.

well ii can't do the pluggiing iin thiing becau2e ii never wa2 hooked up two a 2hiip.
but ii'm damn good at fiindiing 2hiit liike you diid.
iit wa2 my job back home. ii wa2 a 2pyma2ter.

Somehow I don't think the plugging in thing is worth the trade to start with.

Wait, seriously? A spymaster? You weren't kidding, that's pretty classy! I don't mind letting you take the lead if you're really that good at it, I just didn't want to take this on by myself.

iif you a2k me the trade ii2 defiiniitely not worth iit.

yeah iit'2 pretty fuckiing iimpre22iive iif ii do 2ay 2o my2elf.
2o tru2t me ii know what ii'm doiing wiith computer2.

All of the agreement on that one. But I think I've had enough conversations today about how horrified troll culture makes me, so let's just move on.

I do trust you! As much as I can, having just met you. And if you could do me a favor, would you tell me if I make some hideous faux pas? Everyone keeps telling me there isn't an etiquette for how to act with your boyfriend's kismesis, but I still feel like there's something I'm not getting and I'm going to make a total public mess of myself, or even worse, a private mess where you can righteously laugh at me with impunity, and wow. Okay. Cutting myself off now.

Sorry, I babble. Long story short: just tell me if I mess up. I'm trying to do less of that these days.

2o do you guy2 really not have kii2me2e2?
weiird.
but there'2 no real "etiiquette" two iit.
iit'2 your job two piity hiim let me worry about the hate.
the way ii under2tand iit human2 only have one romantiic entanglement at a tiime riight?

We really don't, or anything anywhere like it. Not in healthy relationships. I'm terrible at hating people, anyway, so it's just as well-- I'd end up embarrassing myself all over and having to say I had triads to save myself the shame.

Almost all of the time it's just one! There's a couple exceptions, but I'm not one of them. So yeah, he's pretty much it for me.

alriight then.
ju2t 2tiick wiith what you know.
iit'2 not liike you need two fiill a quadrant wiith me ju2t becau2e you're iin one wiith hiim.
be2iide2, ii only have one other avaiilable and iif you don't get hate that well you probably wouldn't be good at iit.

Stick with what I know, check.

I don't exactly have quadrants to fill in the first place, so maybe we can skip that and... try being friends? If that works out? I swear it's not a disease.

2ound2 even better two me.
iin that ca2e you really don't have two worry about how two treat me or anythiing liike that.
chiill the fuck out, 2eriiou2ly.

Okay, okay, chilling. Though chill is not really my natural state.

You realize that being friends means the sassy is always way up there, right? Just want to make sure you know what you're getting into.

you'd probably be ju2t a2 2a22y iif you DIID end up beiing my auspii2tiice.

Damn straight. No one's hate cheating on my boyfriend under my watch.

Besides, you just want to fill all your quadrants so you can brag about it on the network, don't you? I won't participate in a sham of a relationship, buddy. Real deal or go home.

2hiit you caught me.
how diid you know that wa2 my plan all along?

It was easy to guess. If I were a troll and I had all of my quadrants filled, you can bet I'd be bragging about it.

iin all hone2ty ii'm not really the braggiing type.
plu2 my moiiraiil and my mate2priit aren't really here anyway.
well they're here but not the ver2iion2 of them that ii know.
2o. really all thiing2 con2iidered iit'2 not liike ii really have them fiilled anyway.

Don't be silly, you should totally be the bragging type about stuff like this. Just because they aren't here right now doesn't mean it didn't happen. They wanted to get into a relationship with you, and you can't erase that.

Trust me, people are way stubborn about this stuff.

heh, thank2.
ii appreciiate that.
iit actually make2 me feel a liittle better.

No problem. I try to do that, the making people feel better thing. It's nice not to be useless.

anyone who can piity that iin2ufferable douchebag of a kii2me2ii2 of miine ii2 hell of a lot more than ju2t "not u2ele22".
2eriiou2ly ii'm iimpre22ed. ii alway2 thought he wa2 two much of a diick to really get anyone iin any red quadrant2.

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