001 [video]

[verymuchalive]

[Aradia's in front of one of the library terminals, clutching her brand new teddy bear which is her reward for losing a game she was never signed up to play in the first place. This somehow translates as a win for her, which is why she's carrying it around with her rather than tearing it apart or burying it at the bottom of a trunk never to be seen again.]

So, these little guys are kind of cute when they're not trying to kill us. I feel like I should give him a name but I can't decide...I'm sure it'll come to me.

Is everyone okay, though? I didn't last long into the evening so I'm not really sure what happened for a lot of it but it sounds like things got pretty messy. If there's anything I can do to help, let me know.

Comments

[knightime]

im not upset
uh
i guess we both owned him
he was in the apartment and was mostly in bros room
but he tormented me with it
and it was always on derse with me
its hard to explain
but i guess we co owned it
i just didnt want it around so my bro usually had it

[verymuchalive]

well that makes a little more sense
so
wait
what if your bro shows up?
does that mean therell be two?

[knightime]

...
i will seriously just quit life forever
if theres two of them in this place
actually no
i wont care
whatever
if bro wants us to be neck deep in puppet ass
im all for it

[verymuchalive]

youre confusing sometimes
but ill take that as a maybe yes

[knightime]

it depends i guess
like if they decide it should be in his trunk
it will be
if not
it wont
i mean for some reason my trunk had a crapton of apple juice

[verymuchalive]

do you like apple juice?

[knightime]

yeah
but thats not the point

[verymuchalive]

oh
why isnt it the point?

[knightime]

nevermind
ive completely forgotten what this was about
i have no idea what were talking about anymore

[verymuchalive]

apple juice
or well
first it was bears
then puppets
then juice

[knightime]

since that was incredibly vague
and really doesnt explain our insightful conversation
do you even know what apple juice taste like?

[verymuchalive]

apple?

[knightime]

have you tasted it before???

[He is going to slam his head against the closest wall, Aradia. Why do you do this to him?]

[verymuchalive]

i dont think so
but it seems logical that it would taste of apple

[She's just playing with you, Dave, geez!]

[knightime]

well yeah
but
wow
your childhood sounds so deprived
how have you lived for so long without apple juice???
sheesh

[verymuchalive]

i dont know
maybe thats why ive died so many times!

[knightime]

obviously
apple juice is the elixir of life
and anyone who doesnt think this can fight me
but seriously
i have a shitton of bottles in my trunk
you can have one
i wont even make it a big deal about it

[verymuchalive]

really?
are you sure?
thats very kind dave
id offer you something in return but i dont really have much
i have an awesome hat you could wear though

[knightime]

hats arent really my thing
seriously
just dont tell anyone
i dont need people knowing that i give apple juice out so freely
its only for special people you know

[verymuchalive]

are you sure?
its a very nice hat
it doesnt have any holes for my horns but thats okay
and dont worry
my lips are sealed!

[knightime]

naw
i wasnt a hat person
my bro was
apparently i didnt get his wear hats wearing genes
despite both of us sporting badass shades

[verymuchalive]

i dont think shades would suit me
but wait
so wearing hats is a genetic thing?
how does that work?
like
was he born wearing one?

[knightime]

naw
i doubt he was
idk
i just dont think hats suit me thats all
im not really a hat type of guy
whereas my bro is just always wearing one

[verymuchalive]

oh
well that makes more sense i guess