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[mutab1e]

-(Uh)
-(Does +his sor+ of +hing happen)
-(Of+en)

[Conveniently, Equius can use text so that no one can see him FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT even as he types. Unfortunately, he can't hide it from the real world, so anyone walking through the dormitory hallways can witness one very, very jumpy troll clattering into the terminal.]

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[mutab1e]

-(Oh)(Karka+)
-(Yes I unders+and)

[Hey, check it out! You can filter things, he didn't realize that before. Also, hooray for literal interpretation of orders, he doesn't need to talk to Sollux anymore.]

-(No I haven+ seen you a+ a11)
-(I hope youve been we11)

[caliginous]

ITS PRETTY MUCH FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO GET OFF EASY IN THIS SHITHOLE.
BUT YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.

DID YOU BRING ANYONE ELSE WITH YOU?
NOT THAT I'D INVITE ANYONE OVER TO TOWER WONDERFUCK FOR DINNER OR ANYTHING.

[mutab1e]

-(Uh)(no)
-(I did see Eridan and Her Imperia1 Majes+y)
-(Bu+ I didn+ e×ac+1y bring +hem a1ong of my own vo1i+ion)

[caliginous]

PEIXES IS HERE TOO, AND THE PRETENTIOUS PURPLE DOUCHECANOE THAT IS LALONDE.
KANAYA IS HERE.
PRETTY SURE I SAW STRIDER AROUND HERE AT ONE POINT, BUT I NEVER KNOW ANYMORE.

OTHER THAN THAT, EVERYONE IS UNACCOUNTED FOR.
SO IF YOU SEE SOMEONE, DON'T KEEP SECRETS.
I DON'T LIKE SECRET KEEPERS.

[Karkat himself doesn't count.]

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[Feferi, David, Maryam. Right. Now that Karkat mentions it... yeah, he did find all of them too... oh man, he didn't even think of them... Peixes he... didn't even want to think about... same with Maryam... which he saw around the same time as David... Crap urk. Well, uhm... maybe he can... y'know... not mention it... this, uh, once... just... y'know, stressful times and all...]

[oh god Karkat hates him, Karkat hates him]

-(Yes sir)

[caliginous]

GOOD.
AWESOME.
NOW THAT WE'VE GOT A FOLLOWING HERE, I NEED TO KEEP ALL 8 EYES ON YOU FUCKERS, AND I 8N'T LOOKING FOR MY JOB TO BE A PAIN IN THE NOOK.
SO KEEP IN TOUCH.

[mutab1e]

-(Of course)
-(No+ed)
-(+hank you Karka+)

[scalemate]

WOW
GROSS
C4N YOU NOT M4K3 H1S H34D 4NY B1GG3R?

[mutab1e]

-(+ha+ wasn+ +he in+en+ion)

[scalemate]

1T 1S NOT H4RD! >:]
SO YOUR3 3QU1US HUH?

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-(+ha+s righ+)
-(Im guessing you are +erezi)

[scalemate]

H3H3H3
HOW D1D YOU GU3SS?

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-(We11)
-(+erezi as I know her does no+ capi+a1ize her words)
-(Bu+ she does use +he same 1e++er rep1acemen+ pa++ern as you do)

[scalemate]

R34LLY?
W31RD
WH4TS YOUR QU1RK 4BOUT?

[mutab1e]

-(I+ re1a+es +o various sys+ems of ma+hema+ics)
-(A ski11 which is necessary for me +o know qui+e we11)
-(1es+ I make some sor+ of misca1cu1a+ion and unin+en+iona11y des+ry one of my robo+s)

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WOW L4M3!

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-(Is i+)
-(Rea11y +ha+ bad)

[scalemate]

PR3TTY B4D
4CTU4LLY 1 C4NT TH1NK OF 4NYTH1NG N3RD13R!

[mutab1e]

-(Uh)
-(Wha+ kind of pa++ern wou1d be more +o your 1iking)
-(I wou1d be happy +o change i+)
-(After a11)
-(You wou1d probab1y know be++er +han a pa+he+ic ye11owb1ood 1ike myse1f)

[Actually he really doesn't want to change it, but

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[wait what.]

4R3 YOU S3R1OUS?

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-(Of course)
-(Why wou1dn+ I be)

[scalemate]

OH MY GOD
1 DONT 4CTU4LLY C4R3 WH4T QU1RK YOU US3 3QU1US!

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-(Bu+ you jus+ said you did)

[scalemate]

1 W4SNT S3R1OUS >:\

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[Blink... blink...]

-(Oh)
-(Im very sorry)
-(I didn+ rea1ize +ha+)
-)Forgive me)