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[strayer]

One of the floors is a forest. 

[For most this is a rather insignificant statement, but for someone who has never seen trees outside parks and plastic containers this is new. He is use to steel beams holding up tons concrete, not greenery or forest creatures strolling about. Old media did not prepare him for what real nature is like.

Not at all.

He does not know what to make of this discovery. It brings him no closer to finding a way out, but it is not something he can brush off as nothing. Especially seeing how the room does not meet the same measurements as the other rooms he has seen. He believes there is some explaining needing to be done because physics do not work that way.]

How in the hell does that even work?

Comments

[guiltapalooza]

Dunno. Seems straight out of Harry Potter to me, like the tents at the Quidditch World Cup.

Um, presuming you know Harry Potter, which if you don't you should just ignore that. I just mean, it seems fictional, doesn't it? I'm not really sure where they got the power to accomplish all this. It's astronomical.

[strayer]

Don't know him or what quidditch is. Sports aren't important were I'm from anyways.

[He is fairly sure that is a sport. It has cup in the name, that is a sport's thing right?]

[guiltapalooza]

It's from a book series. Not really relevant, just me being a doof.

Is there some reason you're so convinced it can't be magic, by the way?

[strayer]

Right.

It doesn't exist, that's reason enough.

[hystericull]

SoMeTiMeS A BrOtHeR DoN'T EvEn wAnT To bE At qUeStIoNiNg sOmE SuCh mIrAcLeS
tHiS MiRaClE BeInG AlL ThE MoThErFuCkInG GrEeN MyStIcAl fOrEsT LaNd
JuSt gOtTa lEt tHaT ShIt gEt uP In yOuR PaN AnD SeTtLe oN In aT WhAt's sOmEtHiNg tHaT AlL JuSt bE
YoU FeEl mE, dOg? :o)

[strayer]

What the hell does that even mean?

[hystericull]

MeAnS YoU ShOuLdN'T Be aLl tO GeT ThE WiCkEd wOnDeR On aT AlL ThIs bUsInEsS, yO
TaKe tHe sHiT FoR WhAt iT'S AlL To bE AnD DoN'T Be aT GeTtInG ThE ExPlAnAtIoN NoIsE AlL OuT
'cAuSe iT AlL JuSt sTeAlS Up tHeM MoThErFuCkInG MaGiCaL FeElInGs lIkE ThEy wAs nEvEr tO LiKe, Be aLl tHeRe iN ThE FiRsT FuCkIn pLaCe

[amant]

There are many things that do not make sense here though I would be VERY weary of stepping past the doorway there. Earlier on in my stay I got lost thanks to some er, interesting creatures.

[strayer]

Something is out there. Not very big, but I've seen enough to know size doesn't matter. Didn't bother going in, had no reason to.

[It is still weird seeing something on that scale when you have only heard of it.]

[amant]

When you have to fear some bastardized rabbit- yes. There is no reason to pay that place a visit unless your life depends on it. And then, well, it is only death. You wake up the next morning in your bed.

[Not always a perk, really.]

[entropied]

0ut 0f every n0nsensical thing here that's the 0ne y0u can't handle?

[strayer]

Didn't have forest where I'm from and the rest of the floors are just a hoaxes.

[entropied]

Y0u're sure 0f that?

[scalemate]

WHO KNOWS!
BUT 1T 1S PR3TTY B4D4SS >:]

[strayer]

Don't see how. Just trees and animals. Didn't have what I was looking for either.

[scalemate]

WH4T W3R3 YOU LOOK1NG FOR >:?

[midgarhorizon]

Magic, probably. Maybe they have a huge materia around here that can fold space.

[strayer]

Magic? Not buying into mystic bullshit. Besides doesn't matter how, didn't look as if there was a way out on the floor anyhow.

[midgarhorizon]

[Reno is slightly confused by this. He assumed magic was a constant throughout the multiverse.]

From what I hear, there's no way out at all.

[restitchtime]

Probably the same way any other forest works. Interwoven ecosystems, photosynthesis, that kind of shit. I'd think it was pretty obvious.

[strayer]

Then how is in the damn building if it's so obvious?

[restitchtime]

You can grow plants inside, dipshit. All it takes is a shitton of dirt and a little climate control.

[orphans]

Not magic, wwhatevver it is they're telling you.

[strayer]

Course it's not. No such thing.

[orphans]

[he's actually... mildly surprised he didn't have to go on a long tangent, refuting that.]

Good.