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[thekidsare0kay]

hey uh.
ii thiink ii'm gettiing 2iick or 2omethiing.
they called me down two the iinfiirmary and diid 2omethiing wiith my collar, but now ii feel liike 2hiit.
probably not a good iidea two 2ee me for a biit.
ju2t two warn you.

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[thekidsare0kay]

No, you are a lother. You're jutht too thtupid to realithe it. [Sollux lifts his own hand and pats the other Sollux on the shoulder] Not to mention that you're an athhhole. Pthii ithn't an athhhole. He'th an actual former thlave, tho be nithe.

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[agoodoffen2e]

[Sollux notices the shake of Psiioniic's hand, and his stomach drops. That could have been him, in a different universe. Two different universes, really.

Maybe he should dial back the athhhole a bit.]

Yeah okay thure whatever... I never really liked the thlave trade all that much. The theadwellerth are the biggetht dickth around, but... No one really detherveth all that, right?

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[2nd_dii2ciiple]

[Just take a deep breath, Ψ. And another. Yeah, he can get through this. Though his voice is pretty soft and small when he speaks.]

No. Nobody doeth. Not ever. There ith nothing anyone could ever do that would in any way juthtify it.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Wow, it worked.]

Right, yeah. Tho letth all be friendth.