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okay soooooo
oh if anyone does not know
i am echidna! just btw
so back home we have these kind of games we play called tabeltop games!
which are basically roleplaying and strategy games that you play using a guide book, and you make up your own character to play as and you play through a story
one person is called the game master (or dungeon master since one of the most popular modules is called dungeons and dragons) and they design an adventure for the other players to act out through narration. the game master controls the enemies and the non-player characters that you can meet and talk to on the adventure, and combat is based on rolling dice and each character's individual stats.
it is really fun! :D
my friend ammy and i played a lot with our friends back at home
so we were wondering if anyone here wanted to play a campaign with us!
we are going to play with one of our dm's really old homebrew modules called problem sleuth
its reeeaaaaally old
and about detectives!
i mean seriously the pictures are in black and white and everything O_O
except the candy is colored for some reason :?
idk
but it looks really cool and we have been wanting to try it out!
but dick was all like nooooooo were playing sburb you babies
weh
if you do not know anything about tabletop stuff that is ok!
and me and ammy can teach anybody that wants to learn! :)
and i think this module is basically like easy mode stuff
at least there is not much math
but if there is ammy will probably do it for you :V !
so yeah you guys should try it. itll be reeeaaaally cool!!! <3

p.s. does anybody have a baseball cap i can borrow???
and/or a potato

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Allowed, really? What are they going to do if you go down there, rip an organ out and make you eat it? In case you haven't noticed the floors we're 'allowed' to visit aren't exactly butterflies and rainbows. Permission means shit here.

But man, I'm seriously impressed you were brave enough to actually sit where undiluted sunlight could reach you. Guess you just slathered on the sunblock and hoped for the best when you rolled for damage, huh?

true but tbh i do not want my liver nor kidneys ripped out if that is indeed A Thing
and even if i wanted to go to the basements anyway i have no idea how to!
the elevators do not go there anymore and i do not think there are any stairs to there

idk why you would want to slather yourself with sunblock if you are sitting inside a game shop :?
actually i like going outside a lot!!
my dad and i would sit outside on the roof a lot and watch eclipses and meteor storms and stuff!! :)

i tried to play a game on the roof once with victor
my sheet blew away

not my best idea ever

well
k cool idea admittedly
but yeah probably not
come on you are the windy guy you should know this???

[gurl why you make it so hard to be nasty and condescending about your nerdy interests. Rose decides to just drop it because explaining that she's being a bitch is just terrible no matter what the situation is]

Just get somebody to take out part of the bottom floor, obviously. It's not like this place deserves to be kept in one piece anyway.

Isn't that cute. Did you bring snacks and talk about your feelings too?

[Nope sorry, she has dealt with jerks before and she has long passed the threshold of giving a damn. 8>~]

i guess so
actually that would be kind of cool just to see if we could actually bust into the basements
but idk if anybody would want to try it >:/

oh we did bring snacks!
they were quite delicious, as snacks tend to be
and any outing such as that is atrocious without snacks!
except for those fancy pants chips one of the guys brings sometimes
everyone is like omg theyre so good but i think theyre kinda nasty

Right, because the girl who suggested the vandalism in the first place definitely couldn't have any interest in it at all. Ace detective skills you've got there.

Anything that claims to be both gourmet and a snack is pretentious bullshit on principle. You're paying at least five dollars extra for the same shit you can get down at the deli, and all it does is make you look like the douche you are.

Edited 2012-04-09 03:01 (UTC)

what YOU wanna go blow up things and get into the basement?
if the girl who suggested vandalism is so interested in it then why havent you gone an tried it already! :O

hey i never said they were gourmet!
just that they were ~~faaaancyyyyyy~~
though idk i am sure there are some differences between the expensive and notexpensive stuff
i mean most brandname cereals taste way better than the generic brand and the latter one is cheaper

Because, and I know this is going to come as a shock so sit down before going on, not everyone happens to be packed to the gills with explosives right before they're kidnapped. Shocking, I know! But I promise it's true.

I don't know what kind of fucking cardboard you've been munching, but most store brand cereals taste exactly like the branded shit. I'm not shelling out five bucks when I can get ten pounds of the cheaper stuff for the same amount of money.

weeeeell then how are you gonna do it now? ask the suggestion box for dynamite???

maybe it is different between our worlds??
i just remember the generic brand oreos tasting really bad :/

Yeah, I'm just going to slip a requisition form into the mailbox and wait for my delivery of C4. After that I'm going to grab a couple of the drone workers here and have a nice little tea party before starting the demolition.

Or maybe you're just a picky little shit. Weird how problems can be answered with something beyond diverging universes, isn't it?

well if you do not have it NOW how do you expect to get it?
and/or stage this attempt at vandalism and destruction? :|
you can make fun of how dumb i sound but i dont see you coming up with any solutions!

hm i guess so :O
i have a friend whose even MORE picky than me but the generic brand still tastes gross :9

Because you're obviously someone who I'd be sharing this kind of shit with. Honestly I don't know why I haven't spilled all the intimate details of my life to you yet - you're just such a trustworthy and intelligent stranger! It must be something genetically wrong with me.

Try a couple years with nothing but shitty empty calories available to you and the generic brand is suddenly the food of the gods. That's all I'm going to say on the subject.

if you dont think im sooooo trustworthy
why are you bringing this stuff up to me in the first place :?
unless i suddenly became the hero of a jrpg while i was sleeping???

at the least i am sure generic brand would be better than some of the stuff they offer here sometimes!!

You're certainly talking with about the same low intelligence of one of those zipper-wearing idiots, so who knows? But I'm just making some damn conversation that isn't me ripping into you. Maybe it'll even prompt you to do something a little more useful than rolling for damage against the orc horde, but I think that's hoping for too much.

Did you really expect something edible out of the fucking slave tower?

OH NOOOOO
forgive me oh super smart and amazing superior person!!!
i didnt know i wasnt supposed to have fun here or try and cheer people up :(
i mean a lot of people have tried to get out of here and no one has figured anything out!
but you're right, that's no excuse for being an idle chum who is trying to make the best of a bad situation

and im SO SORRY that my lowly intelligence has forced you to act like such a catty jerk for trying to make conversation and inviting you to something that i think might be fun that you are not even forced to participate in at all and could just as easily ignore!!
i know you are really smart because its not like you started this conversation by making fun of me and being a bitch so it must have been all my fault O:
i am sorry

i will instead let you continue your miserable quest to alienate people trying to think positive in the tower so that you can remind us all just how horrible our situation is
PLEASE CONTINUE DON'T MIND ME

Sorry, was there anything useful? I couldn't make out the actual words over the screeching hisses of a prissy little bitch throwing a temper tantrum because somebody in the real world wasn't kind and loving towards her.

sorry were you trying to be interesting
i couldnt hear you over the sound of an insufferable little twat acting like she's hot shit
oh wait thats what you were doing :O
carry on

You really think this is me being insufferable? Your tolerance level must be even lower than I thought, god damn. How the hell do you get through a day without bursting into tears?

pretty easily actually :O
i guess it kind of helps i dont try to be a prick!
haters gonna hate and all that

Good thing you don't try that; I think it'd clash with that whole airheaded twit thing you've got going on already. Trying to multitask like that might be too much for your poor fragile head.

rather be an airheaded twist than have a head filled with rocks
try not to go swimming 'k!

Don't worry, I'll leave all the idiotic ideas to you. Wouldn't want to muscle in on the one place you're actually competent.

you say idiotic, i say eccentric genius

I have seen literally no proof that you are even close to falling under that definition. But whatever makes it easier for you to gaze off into the abyss while the grown-ups do important things, I guess.

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