Video - whoops this got kind of long

[cantstopme]

[Hello, network. Have a nine year old. c:]

... Um. Okay, so... I noticed that a lot of people were getting really confused!
About us, I mean. The Links around here! And that's not good, being confused about us - we didn't mean to confuse anyone!

[He gives the feed a little bow, before continuing.]

But it's okay! I'm going to explain it, now - I even have a picture! Pictures always help me understand, so I thought it would help everyone, too!

[That's when Link holds this up to the camera, smiling around it.]

See - we go really far back! The Link that came from the sky - we call him Sky so we don't get confused. But Sky was a really really old Link!
All the other Links are named after him, I think. And without even knowing it! All the Heroes throughout time are named Link, maybe!

There's probably a couple Links between Sky and the next two, but these two are who we call "Woods" and "Forest"! Forest is Woods when he's little, so I guess they're kind of the same person. They're Sky's great-great-great-great-a few more greats-grandkids! Or, um. Grandkid, I guess, since they're kind of the same person.
They're the Hero of Time, and really legendary where I come from, so be polite to them, okay? And Princess Zelda too, but everyone knows that you gotta be polite to princesses.

And uh... after they fought a big evil man called Ganondorf and sealed him away, something happened and the world got flooded, and then I was born!
Um... The King told me I'm not related to the other Links, though. I've just got the same name.
You can tell I'm not related 'cause I have green eyes, and they have blue!

[And getting all up in the feed so everyone can tell --]

See? Green.

But um - I'm the really latest Hero; the Hero of Winds! But it's not hard to understand now, right? It's a Hero thing; all Heroes are named Link! And we're not the same people, either! Except Woods and Forest, I guess. Since Forest is just Woods when he's little.

I can answer questions if people have any, too - I don't mind! I'm really nice, I promise!

Comments

[handstands]

[that is so confusing oh my god]

So...there's Sky, Woods, and Forest. Do we just call you Link?

[cantstopme]

No, no - I'm Sea!

We based it off of where we all come from, and I come from the Great Sea, so I'm Sea.

[handstands]

Oh, alright then. So how do we know who's who, besides...different eye color? And Woods being older.

[cantstopme]

Well, they wear kind of different stuff, too. And Sky's kind of missing an arm right now...
He got in a fight with a fish.

[Hehehe. That's still funny, to him.]

But Sky's got darker hair than Woods'n Forest, and his tunic is darker too; and he's got poofier pants, too. And he's got red earrings, too!
Woods has blue ones.

Woods and Forest look alike, but Forest is a lot shorter!

[handstands]

I'll keep that in mind. [if he can keep it straight.]

So you guys are all big Heroes, huh? What was your big adventure like, on the Great Sea?

[cantstopme]

Oh, mhm! All of us had big jobs to do!

I had to beat up a big evil guy named Ganondorf; but I had to sail around the sea a lot, too!
I had to save my sister first, though - a big, bad bird called the Helmaroc King stole her off of our island! I traveled with pirates to save her, and fought a lot of big monsters on the way!
I even got to meet really neat spirits; like the Great Valoo, a big dragon that helps his people fly!
And the Great Jabun, the sea spirit of the Fishmen!
And the Great Deku Tree, the spirit of the forest who takes care of the Korok!

But I did win against Ganondorf! I got him all sealed up underneath the ocean where no one can find him again!

'Scept this tower, I guess; he's kind of around here somewhere.

[handstands]

[sjdhflgkjshdfkjg THAT LAST PART SO CASUALLY DROPPED...]

So there're a bunch of different evil people in the Tower, huh. [WORRIESOME]

Sounds like you had a really fun adventure though! You're a strong kid.