Video (aka: lol what am i doing)

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[Fi is floating in front of the computer and setting up the video. Then is pops up and everybody can see Fi floating in front of the device.]

Master Link, I've just spent time with the youngest Link. And I drew one of the Kikwi.

[Holding up a crayon picture of Machi.]

I would like to give it to you, Master.

[And the whole time? COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FACED.]

Comments

[the_white_rider]

[ This wizard sees this on the network and... He does his best to keep a straight face, but that's not very productive.

Don't you have anything better to do with your time? But that's kind of funny and cute, for lack of a better word. ]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[At this particular moment? No. The youngest Link insisted on teaching her to draw.]

/so very late

[the_white_rider]

This is a... Strange creature, Lady Fi.

/never late

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

His name is Machi, the most relaxed member of the herbivorous Kikwi race which reside in the Faron Woods on the Surface.

Re: /never late

[the_white_rider]

This is very... Interesting. I didn't imagine you could make such drawings.

[ More something... Children, would do, but that's amusing and nice. ]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I had never considered doing something like this until the child Link encouraged me to try.

[She's a child inside, okay? Really, REALLY, deep inside.]

[the_white_rider]

I see... Well, good luck with further drawings, and... don't forget what I asked.

[ Goddammit, now Gandalf is gonna guilt over having asked her help for the Fellowship. ]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I will not forget.

[chickenofthesea]

You know, it looks kind of like a...

...

....

You know what? Never mind. It's nice.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[A tilt of her head.]

What does it appear like?

[chickenofthesea]

.... You don't want to know.

[DIRTY MINDED SAILOR IS DIRTY]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[FI UNDERSTANDS NOT THESE THINGS]

I do not see why I would not wish to know.

[chickenofthesea]

Because it's not polite! Not proper for ah... mixed company. Aye?

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I still fail to understand. Her Grace did not provide me with this kind of information.

[Linebeck... You're confusing the spirit.]

[chickenofthesea]

... are you familiar with male anatomy, fairy girl?

[because you remind him of fairies, ok]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I am not a fairy. And I am familiar with it, yes.

[chickenofthesea]

Oh. Well, what are you then? [SUBJECT CHANGE AHOY]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I am the spirit of a sacred weapon, created by the goddess Hylia.

[chickenofthesea]

So.... you're a weapon? But also a person...?

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

In a manner of speaking, yes. That is correct.

[chickenofthesea]

That's... pretty weird.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

It is perfectly normal to me.

[chickenofthesea]

Well of course it's normal to YOU! But weapons are just chunks of metal and wood. They don't usually have souls.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Most weapons were not created by Her Grace. Just myself.

[chickenofthesea]

Her who? Whozat.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Her Grace is the goddess, Hylia.

[chickenofthesea]

Hyli...a.... [NOPE. She's kind of forgotten by his time woops] I thought there were just three Goddesses.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

[She should expect this by now.]

Hylia was created by the Old Ones you are thinking of.

[chickenofthesea]

Oh.

... Well I've never heard of her. Though I guess that's where "Hylians" comes from?

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

That is very likely, as homage to her Grace so that she would not be forgotten.

[chickenofthesea]

Huh... So you must be from the past, huh? Pretty far back.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

That depends on how far back in your history Skyloft and Demise are mentioned.

[chickenofthesea]

... More things I haven't ever heard of. Sorry, mate.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Then it was a great many years ago. Likely thousand of years ago.

[chickenofthesea]

Thousands.... hoooy..... It's hard to imagine the world even being that old...

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

It is older than that, in fact.

[chickenofthesea]

How old IS it? Aside from older than dirt...

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Many, many thousands of years.

[chickenofthesea]

That's a lot of years...

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Why create a world if it was not going to survive that long?

[chickenofthesea]

Well... I guess that's a good point. You put so much effort into somethin', it needs to last a while.

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

Precisely.

[Video]

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[A big grin is on his face when he sees the drawing.]

I didn't know you could draw, Fi!

[Video]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I did not know either. It seems that a photographic memory is quite an advantage when creating visual representations.

[theherourherocouldbelike]

Where are you right now? I want to see what else you can draw!

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I am at the terminal nearest the younger Links room. I can meet you anywhere you would like, Master Link.

[THIS IS HIS LOVELY REPLY DOODLE]

[lordoffabulous]

[ Lol it's a masterpiece okay, he can't draw, he's a fashion guy, not an artist with crayons. ]

[And this is Fi being smart~]

[ur_batteries_are_dying]

I am not the one that is resorting to childish human behaviors and insulting others. Including a Goddess that planned your Masters end.