[001] [text] Someone wants to be excommunicated from the church of the porcelain god

[fallen_stage]

Since I haven't seen any signs of widespread starvation, could someone be so kind as to direct me to something edible? Everything seems to disagree with me, and I don't want to assume it's unique to my own digestive system.

Comments

Kuja that's not something to be so casual about

[fallen_stage]

Why wouldn't I be?

Silly Kuja he's only a concerned Team Mom

[pitiedthefool]

Because it's been a few days and there are monsters between the floors.

Kinda hard when kuja's mom is a test tube 8,(

[fallen_stage]

Oh, is that all? I'll recover soon enough, and monsters aren't any trouble for me.

Better than yu's zombie wife- I mean poor thing 8,(

[pitiedthefool]

Glad to hear it. There've been too many accidental deaths.

He's never missed it =V (also Kuja is acting more sympathetic than he is)

[fallen_stage]

Oh, that's horrible to hear, I'm very sorry. Were they all lost to the monsters?

Good for him :V (too bad Yu is all (UNSURE) at most text confos...)

[pitiedthefool]

Not all of them, no.

Hehehe

[fallen_stage]

Then what else could be causing so many unfortunate accidents?

<3

[pitiedthefool]

You'll find out if you're not careful about which floors you decide to take a look around on.

[fallen_stage]

Anything in particular? I assume it's more than just shoddy architecture and monsters.

[pitiedthefool]

The floors themselves. Sometimes powers don't work depending which one you're on, too.

[fallen_stage]

Powers... Magic included, I presume?

[pitiedthefool]

Yes.

[fallen_stage]

Of course it does. Well, I shall exercise the upmost caution in traversing this tower. I thank you for the helpful advice.

[pitiedthefool]

No problem.