[ Haruhi manages to turn on the feed, a mysterious (and slightly mischievous) grin on her face. Apparently, it looks like she's plotting something. Something... horrible. ]

Ahem.

Attention, all humans, aliens, and any other lifeforms! Since it seems that all that mess is all over and done with, I guess I should introduce myself to everyone.

[ Especially since she knows that she hasn't exactly met everyone. ]

I am Suzumiya Haruhi, the all-important brigade chief of the one and only SOS Brigade! Of course, the brigade is no longer of any use here, but nonetheless, it's a very important duty to be a brigade chief. After all, being on top of the pyramid makes me a pretty important person, don't you think?

Anyway! I know that a bunch of you are from different worlds, universes, what have you. But... I'm curious! What are your homes like? And if you're an alien, I need to know this information even more, got it? If you withhold any information from the great Suzumiya-sama, I'll be sure to give you a very nice penalty.

Over and out!

I'm looking for fruit and herbs for making alcohol. I got some things I can trade, give fighting lessons, or give ya a small share of what I make in exchange.

Interested?


Locked to Yu

Hey, I understand you're a friend of Xion's. I was thinking we could have a little talk.

Since you all seem to be so eager to talk to me, and I have some free time, I'll open the floor for questions.

*There is a man in a butterfly mask staring into the camera and smiling. It feels like he could stare into your soul, but while it's slightly unnerving, it's also comforting. He seems friendly enough, anyway.*

I can assure any others that are here that the destruction of an entire universe through artificial means before its time is close to impossible. Do not fear. We will find a way to return all of us home.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Philemon, a spirit who dwells between the conscious and subconscious mind. It is a pleasure to meet all of you.

hold on lemme put on my ~serious typing mode~ for this



Hello there, fellow residents of the tower!  ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ My name is Sayaka Miki, and I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.

If you can see this, congratulations! You've already mastered the steps of reading and looking at a screen, and of  navigating your way TO this handy guide.

First, let's cover the common mistakes.

1 - No, there aren't people inside the strange little box! I know, I know.

2 - Yes, it really does relish your cries of frustration when you fail at using it. That's a computer's secondary power source.

3 - Do you see a key that says "Shift?" There are two of them, and (via holding one down while pressing another key) they let you Use Proper Capitals and access some other c**| $ymb@|$.

4 - There's a really big blank key. That's what you do to keep yourwordsfromlookinglikethis. Hold           it          down         to        get       more      space!

5 - That weird red squiggle that pops up sometimes? That means you've spelled something wrong.

And here's a special rule from a guest speaker:

"Don't forget the magic of the goddamn punctuation keys.

That dot on the keyboard? That's how you end a sentence. That question mark on the keyboard? That's how you ask a question. You know, like a normal person."

That's all I can think of for now - but I'll be editing this! After all, it's for everyone's benefit~.