[Video] Who's already chewing the scenery? This guy!

[nomnommom]

[The video feed opens on a very cross, blackish-purple reptilian thing glaring at the camera with harsh, yellow eyes.]

This is General Ridley - any Space Pirate that intercepts this message is ordered to respond with a sitrep. I do not know where I am, nor why I've had this device put upon me... [He turns his head to point to the collar on his neck. The way he refers to it is very disdainful.]

What I do know is that this is NOT Zebes, and if this is the work of those damned Chozo or that infernal Aran woman, THEY WILL PAY DEARLY!

Comments

[yang_phase]

You're an impertinent one. What is this device?

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[nomnommom]

Given the situation, and being surrounded by a bunch of humans, I think I am allowed a little impertinence! Unless you can tell me where I am, I'm not interested in speaking with you, human!

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[yang_phase]

Believe me, I'm not thrilled at the prospect of speaking to you, either. Instead of barking orders, however, allow me to get a better look at that collar of yours.

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[nomnommom]

[Ridley just sneers at the screen.]

Excuse me? Did you just presume to tell me to something?

I think not.

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[yang_phase]

Very well. Have fun figuring it out on your own.