[Video] Who's already chewing the scenery? This guy!

[nomnommom]

[The video feed opens on a very cross, blackish-purple reptilian thing glaring at the camera with harsh, yellow eyes.]

This is General Ridley - any Space Pirate that intercepts this message is ordered to respond with a sitrep. I do not know where I am, nor why I've had this device put upon me... [He turns his head to point to the collar on his neck. The way he refers to it is very disdainful.]

What I do know is that this is NOT Zebes, and if this is the work of those damned Chozo or that infernal Aran woman, THEY WILL PAY DEARLY!

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[nomnommom]

Oh, wonderful. [His head sinks a bit at that bit of information. So not only is it not home, it's some place that has crap going wrong all the time.] I suppose it's better than it being boring.

So you have. I've yet to expand my own reach to an entire galaxy, but eventually.

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[cullionfish]

[Oh good, just the type of creature she wants on her side, even if he does lead a band of pirates. Even the ceruleans had their use, after all. So she flips a filter on real quick before continuing.]

I would be careful who you share that information with around here, darling.

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[nomnommom]

[That gets a curious look from Ridley.]

Oh? Why is that?