[Video] Who's already chewing the scenery? This guy!

[nomnommom]

[The video feed opens on a very cross, blackish-purple reptilian thing glaring at the camera with harsh, yellow eyes.]

This is General Ridley - any Space Pirate that intercepts this message is ordered to respond with a sitrep. I do not know where I am, nor why I've had this device put upon me... [He turns his head to point to the collar on his neck. The way he refers to it is very disdainful.]

What I do know is that this is NOT Zebes, and if this is the work of those damned Chozo or that infernal Aran woman, THEY WILL PAY DEARLY!

Comments

[zombee_slayer]

I'll make ya look pleasing. Now what the fuck is your problem?

[nomnommom]

[That gets a derisive snort.]

Only there small little issue of NOT BEING WHERE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE! I know you humans are dense, but you really are a sterling example of it!

[zombee_slayer]

LOWER YOUR DAMN VOICE, MEAT SACK!

[nomnommom]

[Aw snap is this a volume contest?]

LORD RIDLEY LOWERS HIS VOICE FOR NO ONE, ESPECIALLY A DISRESPECTFUL HUMAN!