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[pushedaround]

yEAH, uH, hELLO,
i'M TAVROS, aND I GUESS i'M NEW HERE AND ALL,
i'M NOT SURE WHY i'M HERE, bUT i'M NOT REALLY SURPRISED ABOUT OUR WORLD BEING DESTROYED THING,
oK, i'M NOT SURPRISED THAT I WOKE UP HERE, eITHER,
cONSIDERING THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
uH,
aNYWAY, i GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE SOMEONE EXPLAIN THINGS TO ME,

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[pushedaround]

oH, wOW,
i REALLY HOPE i DIDN'T CHARGE YOU FOR MY TOUR, bECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY UNCOOL OF ME, sO i APOLOGIZE IF i DID,
,,
bUT, tHANKS FOR THE DISCOUNT, i GUESS,
i FEEL ALL KIND OF SPECIAL, GAMZEE BRO,
}:O)
i'M UP FOR AN ADVENTURE,

[hystericull]

[Dokidokidoki.]

FuUuUcK!
YoU KnOw tHe sHiT GeTs sTrAiGhT AlL Up aNd mOtHeRfUcKiNg rEaL WhEn a bRoThEr gEtS ThE NoSe aLl sTuCk oN ThEm fAcEs oF HiS
So sHiT FuCkIn yEaH, bRo, LeTs aLl gEt oUr mOtHeRfUcKiN HoP On tO ThAt aDvEnTuRe nOiSe!
WhErE YoU AlL Up aNd tO FuCkInG Be gEtTiNg dOwN WiTh yOuR WiCkEd lOcAtIoN, My mOsT MiRaCuLoUs oF MoThErFuCkErS?

[pushedaround]

hAHA,
oH, yES, tOTALLY,
,
uM, i'M NOT REALLY SURE, bUT i GUESS I'M ON THE, tHIRD FLOOR,,
yEAH,

[hystericull]

yEaH!
fUcKiN SwEeT NoIsE, mOtHeRfUcKeR!
bE AlL Up iN A MoThErFuCkEr's lOoKsTuBs iN TwO FuCkIn sHaKeS
HoNk hOnK HoNk!


[Hang on, Tavros, it's going to take him FOREVER to find you. He probably got lost somewhere. Uhhh...]

[pushedaround]

oKAY, bRO!
}:)

[ That's okay, Gamzee! Tavros distracts himself with a game of cards. The epic FIDUSPAWN. So, he'll just ... settle outside his room and play with his cards as he waits. ]

[hystericull]

[Tavros might have to go through a few games of Fiduspawn before this stupid gangly troll finally finds his way to the correct floor. He was trying, honest! There was no way he'd dawdle when it came to finding his best bro.

Eventually, however, Gamzee spots the bull horns from across the hall, eliciting a honk of accomplishment and causing him to make a beeline towards Tavros.]

Finally up and fuckin' found you, motherfucker!

[pushedaround]

[ He has faith in you, bro. So he waited, and it paid off. It's not like he had anything better to do, so he's not complaining.

The honk startled him, but he's quick to break into a smile and shuffle up to his feet clumsily. Whoops, he'll have to pick up his scattered cards later, but first- he'll walk up to Gamzee and give him a good o'l bro hug. ]

Hey, Gamzee!

[hystericull]

[It had been wayyyy too long since he'd seen Tavros. Boy up and left without saying goodbye last time! All of that was promptly forgotten, however, when those arms wrapped themselves around him. It was a rush of a lot of feelings, all of them good, some of them more complicated than others, but the most important one was happy, and he swiftly lifted the boy off the ground to squeeze him into a bear hug.]

Fuckin' good to all finally get the lookstubs on in you again, motherfucker! Where you all been up at, yo?

[pushedaround]

[ Man. He's feeling pretty guilty for that, even though he remembers nothing of this tower, but abandoning his best brother is still unacceptable!

With that thought in mind, he squeezed back. As hard as his scrawny arms could muster without ... hurting Gamzee, of course. He's just feeling really guilty, okay! ]

I'm sorry, bro. I don't know my way, around this tower, yet. Otherwise, I would have given you, better directions.

[hystericull]

[Yes, yes the squeezing is entirely acceptable. He wouldn't have cared even if Tavros had hurt him, really. He'll just hold him there for an awkward stretch of time, dangling him just above the ground absently.]

Shit, motherfucker, it all be chill as tits. Ain't even no thing! All know what's bein' at a bigger motherfuckin' problem, though, bro?

[Gamzee finally releases the boy, crossing his arms and frowning down at Tavros sternly.]

We ain't even got to slam the wicked motherfucking word last time you was all here!

[pushedaround]

Um, wow.

[ The guilt reached a whole new level, and Tavros knew the situation needed some serious damage control. He offers him an apologetic smile and a friendly pat on the shoulder. ]

My bad, Gamzee bro. You have, every right to be, mad at me. I can't, change the past, but I can, surely, promise you that I'll be a better brother to you, from this moment onwards!

[ He straightens his back, and with a little more energy, he adds. ] How about it, bro? Once we're done with the tour, wanna' get down and slam some sick beats?

[hystericull]

[His face breaks into a smile almost as instantly as that stupid stern face had crossed it.]

Hahahaha! You know a motherfucker ain't ever got the shit in him what's to be fuckin' pullin' the harshes at his good fuckin' bro like all that way.

[He stuck his tongue out, jostling Tavros on the shoulder and suddenly getting REALLY DAMN EXCITED at the proposal.]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yes, motherfucker! Thought you'd all up and never motherfucking ask that shit on a brother! Ain't had a good slam in for-motherfucking-ever!

[Oh my God he was getting too excited, send help.]

[pushedaround]

[ o-ouch, his shoulder. There's a twitch in his eye, but the smile remains. Man, it's good to see Gamzee getting all excited like this. ]

I know! Hehe, been holding back on you, bro. Just a fair, warning!

[ He crossed his arms against his chest, shoulders back and fuck yeah- check out the confidence! Y-You're the only one who gets to see it, Gam. ]

I'm gonna' break some wicked rhythms, and blow your mind away, my religious friend! So, I hope you're ready for it.