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[ofdewandglass]

)(ello! I'm Feferi! Feferi Peixes. So, as you can probubbly guess from t)(e conc)(fused tone of voice, I just woke up )(ere.

So w)(at is t)(e deal wit)( not being able to move w)(en you wake up? T)(at was glubbing scary! I mean, it takes a lot to scare me like t)(at, but t)(is did it. PL-EAS-E tell me t)(at doesn't )(appen every time you fall asleep?

I'm curious about t)(is collar, too, but I t)(ink I can live wit)( it. Unless it's t)(e reason I woke up all frozen. In w)(ic)( case, I would R-E--ELY like to get it off me.

O)( cod, )(ere I am carping on about otter t)(ings w)(en I forgot t)(e most important one! Is t)(ere anyguppy else from Alternia )(ere? I know t)(ere's probably not a w)(ole lot of it left, but I reely want to be s)(ore everybubbly is all rig)(t.

[ooc: translated - Hello! I'm Feferi! Feferi Peixes. So, as you can probably guess from the confused tone of voice, I just woke up here.

So what is the deal with not being able to move when you wake up? That was glubbing scary! I mean, it takes a lot to scare me like that, but this did it. PLEASE tell me that doesn't happen every time you fall asleep?

I'm curious about this collar, too, but I think I can live with it. Unless it's the reason I woke up all frozen. In which case, I would really like to get it off me.

Oh cod, here I am carping on about otter things when I forgot the most important one! Is there anybody else from Alternia here? I know there's probably not a whole lot of it left, but I really want to be sure everybody is all right.]

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[papshooshing]

SO I HEAR.
MY LEADERLY WORDS AND CONCERNS ARE WASTED ON THESE DOUBLES.
THE ONLY ONES I NEED TO KNOW OR HEAR ABOUT ARE YOU GUYS.

[ofdewandglass]

T)(e -Empress is t)(e one you s)(ould really be worried about. S)(e's not t)(e only dangerous adult troll, but s)(e's t)(e biggest t)(reat.

[papshooshing]

WHY?
THE THREAT OF DEATH ISN'T EXACTLY IMMEDIATE HERE OR ANYTHING.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT CAN SHE *POSSIBLY* DO THAT'S WORSE THAN WHAT WE'VE ALREADY DONE TO OURSELVES?

[ofdewandglass]

O)(, only make our lives even worse by consistently antagonizing and/or killing us. I don't care if deat)( isn't permanent, I still don't want to experience it.

[papshooshing]

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SHE EVEN CARES ABOUT WIGGLERS LIKE US?
OR THAT THE FACT WE'D CONSTANTLY KEEP COMING BACK WOULD BE A SOURCE OF CONSTANT ENTERTAINMENT?

[ofdewandglass]

You do realize I'm t)(e )(eiress, rig)(t? And t)(at t)(is means, were t)(ings to go normally at )(ome, I would )(ave been expected to duel )(er?

And t)(at s)(e doesn't care w)(o s)(e )(as to )(urt to G--ET TO M----E? T)(is would mean all of you idiots.

Yea)(, t)(e fact t)(at we'd come back would be a source of entertainment, but it's more conc)(plicated t)(an just t)(at.

[papshooshing]

YES, FEFERI, I REALIZE YOU ARE THE HEIRESS.
THANK YOU, FOR CALLING ME AN IDIOT AND THEN THROWING A PUN AT ME IN THE NEXT SENTENCE.
THAT'S *BOUND* TO GET MY ATTENTION AND STRESS THE SERIOUSNESS OF THE MATTER.
TOTALLY.

[ofdewandglass]

)(ow is t)(at any different from you trying to get everyone's attention by opening a glubbing memo and s)(outing ')(EY DUMBASSES LISTEN TO ME'.

[papshooshing]

OK, POINT TO FEFERI.

[ofdewandglass]

)(-E--E )(-E---E!

But no, seariously, it's a reely big deal, t)(e -Empress being )(ere. S)(e's a t)(reat to everyguppy, and so everyone needs to remember t)(at.

[papshooshing]

HAS SHE EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET?
JUST CURIOUS.