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)(ello! I'm Feferi! Feferi Peixes. So, as you can probubbly guess from t)(e conc)(fused tone of voice, I just woke up )(ere.

So w)(at is t)(e deal wit)( not being able to move w)(en you wake up? T)(at was glubbing scary! I mean, it takes a lot to scare me like t)(at, but t)(is did it. PL-EAS-E tell me t)(at doesn't )(appen every time you fall asleep?

I'm curious about t)(is collar, too, but I t)(ink I can live wit)( it. Unless it's t)(e reason I woke up all frozen. In w)(ic)( case, I would R-E--ELY like to get it off me.

O)( cod, )(ere I am carping on about otter t)(ings w)(en I forgot t)(e most important one! Is t)(ere anyguppy else from Alternia )(ere? I know t)(ere's probably not a w)(ole lot of it left, but I reely want to be s)(ore everybubbly is all rig)(t.

[ooc: translated - Hello! I'm Feferi! Feferi Peixes. So, as you can probably guess from the confused tone of voice, I just woke up here.

So what is the deal with not being able to move when you wake up? That was glubbing scary! I mean, it takes a lot to scare me like that, but this did it. PLEASE tell me that doesn't happen every time you fall asleep?

I'm curious about this collar, too, but I think I can live with it. Unless it's the reason I woke up all frozen. In which case, I would really like to get it off me.

Oh cod, here I am carping on about otter things when I forgot the most important one! Is there anybody else from Alternia here? I know there's probably not a whole lot of it left, but I really want to be sure everybody is all right.]

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shut the fuck up pyrope

OH Y3S 3XCUS3 M3
1 W1LL N3V3R W4RN 4 FR13ND OF POSS1BL3 D4NG3R 4G41N!
JUST B3C4US3 SH3S YOUR MO1R41L NOW DO3SNT M4G1C4LLY 4BSOLV3 H3R OF MURD3R

you Really dont knoww wwhat the fuck youre talkin about
drop it

[Terezi is a know-it-all though Eridan.]

1 KNOW 3NOUGH
4ND F3F3R1 D3S3RV3S 4 W4RN1NG

no
you really fuckin dont
im serious here, pyrope
Drop It
you gavve her the "wwarnin"
shut the fuck up already

1M NOT 4NNOUNC1NG 1T TO TH3 3NT1R3 TOW3R
J3GUS 4R3 YOU STUP1D
WHY DONT YOU SHUT TH3 FUCK UP 4ND L34V3 OUR CONV3RS4T1ON 4LON3?

oh
im sorry
do you wwant a fuckin medal for not doin that?
fuck this
im out a here
but i mean it, pyrope
Leave It Be

H4H4H4
L83R 4MPOR4!

[Now she's just fucking with him tbh.]

[Nope. Point has been made! Also, fuck you. :| Wait seated for another reply.]

I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE.
8ECAUSE YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
8ACK THE FUCK OFF HER, AMPORA, OR I'LL FIND YOU AGAIN.

LOOK, WE GET IT.
YOU'RE PALE AND ALL THAT SAPPY SHIT.
8UT THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE'S DANGEROUS.

fuck you, vvantas
you aint cowwerin me
not about this
you havve no fuckin idea wwhat wwent on
an it aint mine to tell either
but lets be fuckin realistic noww
wwere All fuckin dangerous
case in point
a certain fuckin arrogant cerulean wwho thinks he knowws wwhat the fuck hes talkin about
an like that certain fuckin idiot
shes not dangerous unprovvoked
contrary to wwhat pyropes so gleefully implyin
shes not goin around cullin trolls for the hell a it
so yeah
wwere pale an shit
leavve my fuckin moirail alone
or She wwont be the one youll havve to wworry about

I DON'T GIVE A PRECIOUS FLYING FUCK WHAT WENT ON.
SHE KILLED ME TWICE, YOU STUPID WINDOWLICKER.
NOT ONCE.
TWICE.
WHERE WERE YOU THEN, ACE????????
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE SKIPPING AROUND WITH STRIDER?
BEFORE THIS SHITHOLE UPROOTED ALL OF US?

........
FUCK.
I'M PLANT PUNNING.
KAJLSDHASDFILHADJNXCMASD

ANYWAY.
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING PALE UNTIL YOU CAN DO YOUR GOD DAMN JOB.

Edited (THE BIGGEST QUIRKFAIL OF ALL TIME one day i'll separate my ceruleans properly) 2012-05-10 21:43 (UTC)

[He's being obtuse on purpose.]

howw the fuck does Anyone kill you twwice, vvantas?
oh just
wwhat the fuck evver
you knoww jackshit about my job, wwhat it entitles an howw wwell i do it
last fuckin wwarnin
drop it
or ill Make you

WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME, SIR HERO OF TIME?
I 8N'T AFRAID OF YOU, AMPORA.
YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN THAT FIGHT, SO DON'T BOTHER TRYING.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT WHILE THE REST OF US WERE GETTING SKEWERED BY PEIXES, YOU WERE OFF IN GOD DAMN NARNIA DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT.
SO FUCKING EXCUSE ME IF I'M NOT SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR PLAYER PROBLEMS.

oh
you wwant my professional diagnosis?
you are a grubfuckin wwaste a space an managed to fuck shit up for evveryone else
Yet
A
Fuckin
Gain

but thats just from my experience

you knoww jackshit, vvantas
evven less than youd like to think
but it aint my problem
i aint tellin you shit
you dont deservve to knoww
ungrateful grubfuckin highblood nookstain

I TOLD YOU, ERIDAN.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.
I'M THE GIFT THE UNIVERSE GAVE TO YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE TO KEEP YOUR SORRY NOOKS IN LINE.
I MIGHT BE ALL OF THOSE THINGS YOU MENTIONED BUT I TOOK CARE OF EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO TAKE CARE OF.
MY ONLY FUCKUP WAS LETTING YOU RUN OFF ON YOUR OWN AND LEAVING PEIXES BY HERSELF DURING THE GAME.
BECAUSE I WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THAT YOU WERE BIG BOYS AND GIRLS AND THAT YOU COULD TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES.
AND MAYBE BECAUSE I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF THAT TOO.
BUT I WON'T MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS PALE THING WITH FEFERI, THEN FUCKING DO IT.
AND DON'T SCREW UP AGAIN.
I'M TIRED OF DYING.
BUT MY BASIC POINT HERE WAS........

IF YOU *EVER* THREATEN TEREZI AGAIN, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU REGRET IT.

you knoww wwhats really fuckin sad
you actually
honestly
believve that

right fuckin back at you
asshole
an for the record
i dont do threats
i wwarn appropriately
some a us aint fuckin around
wwhen it comes to quadrants
leavve my fuckin quadrants alone
i can fuck them up enough wwithout you an your "gift"
ivve seen it at wwork enough times to knoww that much at least

ARE YOU REALLY GONNA PLAY THAT GAMBLE, AMPORA?
BECAUSE IF YOU WANT TO SEE A RUINED QUADRANT, I WILL FUCKING SHOW YOU A RUINED QUADRANT.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT.

SO LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH A "WARNING".
IF YOU EVER.
*EVER*.
SPEAK TO HER IN THAT TONE OF TEXT EVER AGAIN, I'LL TEACH YOU WHAT THESE POWERS CAN ACTUALLY DO.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT.

I DON'T WANT PEIXES NEAR ME ANYMORE THAN YOU WANT TO BE NEAR ME.
SO HOW ABOUT WE C8ER TO MUTUAL INTERESTS, AND QUIT THE BANTER.
I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND, AMPORA, AND I'M NOT PLAYING WORDS WITH FRIENDS HERE.
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
DON'T TALK DOWN TO HER.
DON'T *TOUCH* HER OR KANAYA.
AND KEEP FEFERI UNDER YOUR SO CALLED "CARE".
DO ALL THAT AND THERE WON'T BE ANY PROBLEMS.

CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MIGHT BELIEVE ABOUT ME, I'M SICK OF WATCHING PEOPLE DIE ABOUT AS MUCH AS I'M SICK OF DYING MYSELF.

[are you waiting for an answer? Really?

Because you ain't getting any.]

I'M WATCHING YOU, AMPORA.
8 EYES.
REMEMBER THAT.

[WELP.]

[Talk to the hand, bitch.

The hand that refuses to type another reply to you.]

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