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[ofdewandglass]

)(ello! I'm Feferi! Feferi Peixes. So, as you can probubbly guess from t)(e conc)(fused tone of voice, I just woke up )(ere.

So w)(at is t)(e deal wit)( not being able to move w)(en you wake up? T)(at was glubbing scary! I mean, it takes a lot to scare me like t)(at, but t)(is did it. PL-EAS-E tell me t)(at doesn't )(appen every time you fall asleep?

I'm curious about t)(is collar, too, but I t)(ink I can live wit)( it. Unless it's t)(e reason I woke up all frozen. In w)(ic)( case, I would R-E--ELY like to get it off me.

O)( cod, )(ere I am carping on about otter t)(ings w)(en I forgot t)(e most important one! Is t)(ere anyguppy else from Alternia )(ere? I know t)(ere's probably not a w)(ole lot of it left, but I reely want to be s)(ore everybubbly is all rig)(t.

[ooc: translated - Hello! I'm Feferi! Feferi Peixes. So, as you can probably guess from the confused tone of voice, I just woke up here.

So what is the deal with not being able to move when you wake up? That was glubbing scary! I mean, it takes a lot to scare me like that, but this did it. PLEASE tell me that doesn't happen every time you fall asleep?

I'm curious about this collar, too, but I think I can live with it. Unless it's the reason I woke up all frozen. In which case, I would really like to get it off me.

Oh cod, here I am carping on about otter things when I forgot the most important one! Is there anybody else from Alternia here? I know there's probably not a whole lot of it left, but I really want to be sure everybody is all right.]

Comments

[ofdewandglass]

W)(at do you mean by t)(at?

[caliginous]

THAT DEPENDS.
ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW LIKELY ARE YOU TO STICK A FORK IN ME?

[ofdewandglass]

W)(y t)(e s)(ell would I go sticking a fork in you? I )(ave absolutely no reason to do t)(at.

[caliginous]

YEAH WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW.
OR AT LEAST I DON'T.
DID SOMEONE GIVE YOU THE RUNDOWN ON THIS SHITHOLE YET?

[ofdewandglass]

Fair enoug)(.

Yea)(, I )(ave t)(e gist of it. Collars don't come off, )(orribubble t)(ings )(appen every so often, deat)( isn't permanent.

[caliginous]

I'M GUESSING SOMEONE MENTIONED THE DOUBLE SHIT TOO.
SINCE YOU HAVEN'T FREAKED OUT ABOUT ME YET.

[ofdewandglass]

Yea)(. And I kind of already freaked out already because I wasn't expecting jade-green Eridan, w)(oops...

[caliginous]

HE'LL GET OVER IT.
OR MAYBE NOT, HE'S A SENSITIVE, DELIC8 LITTLE FLOWER WHEN HANDLED IMPROPERLY.
I GUESS I'LL KEEP IT CORDIAL.
VANTAS.
KARKAT VANTAS.
IF THE QUIRK WASN'T OBVIOUS ENOUGH.

[ofdewandglass]

I kind fo figured it out, Bluecrab. But it's good to meet you.

I )(ope )(e's all rig)(t. I didn't make the best first impression...