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[orphans]

Your wworlds havve been destroyed. WWhat part of that message wwas unclear?
Abandon the childish notion of evventual return; it's avversivve to behold.

[filtered to ahri, chidori, and the signless]

If you are still unawwares, I must advvise against exploration of floor twwenty-four.

[filtered to her imperious condescension]


[...


except not, so just have a few milliseconds of static before hanging up!!! if returned, he'll get back to her once he's paced the room thirty or so times.]

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[orphans]

If you'vve truly no idea as to wwhat I speak of, then you lack any sort of deductivve skills in their entirety.
You're free to, then I must advvise you take care to avvoid any sort of interaction wwith myself outside of netwwork communication.
Evven wwithout indulgence, actually.

[papshooshing]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES INDULGENCE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING HERE?

[orphans]

Indulging in an act of profanity utilizing both middle prongs.

[well gee that sure did starting sounding awkward fast]

[papshooshing]

WOW.
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DROPPED ON YOUR HORNS AS A GRUB.
THAT WAS JUST AWKWARD.

[orphans]

Awwkwward or not, the wwarning stands.

[papshooshing]

OH I'M JUST SHAKING IN MY SNEAKERS OVER HERE.
TERROR, THY NAME IS ARROGANT FISHDOUCHE.

[orphans]

[S T O P]

You are the Sufferer's descendant, correct?

[papshooshing]

[ CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP. ]

UH.
NO?
I DON'T EVEN *KNOW* ANYONE BY THAT FUCKING TITLE, NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANY ADULT.
THAT'S JUST ASKING FOR A PREMATURE CULLING SENTENCE.

[orphans]

Only a mutant wwould type as you do.
But I suppose I'd havve to see in person to be sure.

[papshooshing]

WOW, FUCKING RUDE.
NOT TO MENTION, HOW HORRIBLY INACCURATE YOU ARE AND FUCK YOU THIS IS PUBLIC???
DON'T GO THROWING AROUND WILD ACCUSATIONS, DUMBASS.
SOMEONE MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY.

[orphans]

You vvastly ovverestimate just howw much anyone cares, myself included.
It'd be a different tale if once culled you'd STAY culled, howwevver. The mutation is no longer a rarity, at this point.
And of course, I'm feeling generous enough to relay confirmation of your ancestry, if you wwould be so kind so as to supply the evvidence.