[text]

[orphans]

Your wworlds havve been destroyed. WWhat part of that message wwas unclear?
Abandon the childish notion of evventual return; it's avversivve to behold.

[filtered to ahri, chidori, and the signless]

If you are still unawwares, I must advvise against exploration of floor twwenty-four.

[filtered to her imperious condescension]


[...


except not, so just have a few milliseconds of static before hanging up!!! if returned, he'll get back to her once he's paced the room thirty or so times.]

Comments

[theresnosuchthing]

How could something that sounds so much like a manga storyline be true? Of course they're not destroyed, this is just a test by the gods to prove our virtue! (◑‿◐)

[orphans]

[jesus christ what is he looking at]

There is no god, nor multiples of such.

[theresnosuchthing]

[Hell.]

Don't be silly! How would you know? （＾ｖ＾）

[orphans]

[can those emotes leave jw]

Because a 'god' is a fanciful excuse created by the moronic in order to explain things they cannot comprehend.

[theresnosuchthing]

[Nope.]

But how would you know? What would you do if you met a zashiki-warashi? Or a pond spirit? “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”

[orphans]

I wwould kill them.

[theresnosuchthing]

And if you found something you couldn't kill? (‘◇’)?

[orphans]

I wwould die fighting it, presumably.

[theresnosuchthing]

But if it didn't want to fight? ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？

[orphans]

Then I wwant nothing to do wwith it.

[theresnosuchthing]

Wouldn't it be better to try and make friends with it? o (◡‿◡✿)

[orphans]

WWhy?

[theresnosuchthing]

They might give you a boon or a blessing! They do that, you know. （＾ω＾）

[orphans]

Perhaps, but as they do not exist, that is improbable.

[theresnosuchthing]

Don't be so sure, Mr. Sugar Plum! You never know when you'll run into one of them!

[orphans]

Orphaner Dualscar.
I wwon't.

[the adamance.]

[theresnosuchthing]

Mango Parfait!
You can't know that, Mr. Sugar Plum.
(●´∀｀●)

[orphans]

You sound as if you hatched twwo swweeps ago.

[theresnosuchthing]

What do you mean? (゜。゜)

[orphans]

Appallingly naivve, is wwhat.

[theresnosuchthing]

Don't say that, Mr. Sugar Plum!
To be called naivety, it would have to be false! ｡◕‿◕｡

[orphans]

Rest assured, it is.

[theresnosuchthing]

Haha, no it's not! You're a terribly silly person, Mr. Sugar Plum. It's cute. (◕‿◕✿)

[orphans]

Orphaner Dualscar.

[theresnosuchthing]

Coconut Icecream! “ヽ(´▽｀)ノ”