[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, guess what we're done talking about? It sure would be this topic!

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, would you just shut up already? You're being soooooooo annoying!

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[That causes her to stop and blink.]

What the hell is a baby carriage?

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh right, you humans actually take care of your young.

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like we eat the ones that make it through the brooding caverns! Jegus, it's not a big deal.

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Bluh, try to keep up! That's where we hatch from. Your interspecies etiquette really sucks.

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
...A chicken.

[Staring.]

I know your thinkpan is small but do you even listen to yourself??

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I was talking about your brain, stupid! It's small. Small and dumb!

And pleeeeeeeenty of things hatch.

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Keep telling yourself that and maybe it will come true, but I doubt it! Because there's no way you'll ever be as cool as me, sorry to say!

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not just something I think, it's a fact.

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I'm God Tier! That makes me pretty cool by default. And some people, like myself, just hatch being awesome.

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
It means I'm a god! I pretty much created Earth and all. And I'm not a cluckbeast!

[identity profile] craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com 2011-08-04 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well whoever this Gert is, they're a liar! Because gods do exist. I'm living proof.