[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I can think of right now, but I will let you know if I think of one!






Oh wait! Beware of Italian women. If you don't throw salt at them, they sometimes come after you and try to suck your soul out.

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes they can be nice.... But then they turn around and try to eat your soul while you are unaware of their diabolical plots!

Beware

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You do that!








Oh, and beware of her heels when you throw the salt. Those things could take an eye out.

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Better safe than sorry though, non?

[identity profile] champagnedelis.livejournal.com 2011-07-31 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I will keep you posted if I think of any.