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[madannoshashu]

[ Hey there, kids. Somebody's decided to take the time to test this network thing out, so here he is, coming to you live from the nineteenth floor.

He gestures at the camera. ]

So, dudes and dudettes- a question: What's the worst thing that's happened since you've been here?

[ He tilts his head at the screen, a wry look on his face. ]

Color me curious.

Comments

[hero_of_smiles]

Welllllll....I waaaaaaaaas attacked by zombies. That wasn't fun.

[madannoshashu]

Zombies, huh?

When was that?

[fingerbangingood]

Eating oatmeal. Otherwise, I had worse than this shithole can throw.

[madannoshashu]

Give it some time, kiddo.

I'm sure this place can whip up some horrors just for you.

[fingerbangingood]

Oh I know. Just wondering what's the best they are gonna dish out so I can punch them right in the face.

[madannoshashu]

A fan of the old one-two, eh?

You think it'll work?

[moontothetide]

[...

...still as creepy as ever, Xigbar. Tara's just glad you apparently didn't need to steal fish out of the aquarium. That was her brilliant survival strategy.]

...s-skinned alive and, um, all my internal organs t-taken out.

[It helps to talk about it, right? Even if the talking is to someone like Xigbar.]

[madannoshashu]

[ ...well. That's something. ]

Who's bright idea was that?

[moontothetide]

Y-You know the, the twenty first floor? The one that looks really empty?

...s-sometimes it's not.

[madannoshashu]

That so?

And the things that show up there can take your organs?

[notontheflowers]

Does annoying count?

[madannoshashu]

You tell me, dude.

If annoying is your brand of horror, be my guest.

[beknightedheroine]

hah.

hah.

no, okay, i got it.

the nutrition bars.

being honest here.

[madannoshashu]

Horribly nutritious, are they?

[beknightedheroine]

god, i know. i just can't stand knowing i'm on a full, balanced diet. meeting mineral requirements just gets my blood boiling.

[madannoshashu]

Better watch that indigestion.

I hear it's killer when you're in balance.

[ofdewandglass]

I can't believe you, asking such a horrible thing after last month. You think I wanted to be operated on four times? Turned into a psychic abomination? Then stitched to one of my closest friends here? Then into a plush toy?

[madannoshashu]

[ ...well, then. ]

'Horrible's in the eye of the beholder, missy.

I'd like to know exactly what our captors do.

[keybearer]

Hard to beat getting tossed into a labyrinth where everyone's forced to kill each other.

[It's said with the most deadpan expression.]

[madannoshashu]

I dunno...multiple surgeries might just have it beat.

What d'you think?

[keybearer]

Hey, I'd take surgeries over watching friends die.

[Or his best friend, in this case.]

[dielikeyouwantme]

Well, you're quite morbid, aren't you?

The worst thing that's happened to me, is what's happened to someone else. Twice now, this place has made an ugly joke of taking away, and torturing, someone I'm more or less responsible for. And quite fond of, to boot~

[madannoshashu]

Not even a little, Red. I just like to know exactly what I'm facing.

[ He think about that a moment. ]

Is that so? And how often does this place do that, would you say?

[dielikeyouwantme]

And the fickle memories of a few dozen inmates are going to tell you that? I doubt it. You were a far more interesting man, when I thought you asked for your own entertainment.

I've been here for almost three months, darling, and Ronald's been missing, on and off, for most of it.

[Not here]

[justabignobody]

[But very much stalking this post.]