1st Sand Coffin [Video/Action]

[fifth_kazekage]

[Gaara has read the letters, and thinks this is just another sadistic experiment at the facility. He gets up out of bed and curiously looks around the room, making a mental note of the trunk. Where is the communication device? It might have been misplaced during the transfer. He needs to find a way to access the public network.

He leaves the room and walks swiftly through the hallways in a brief exploration. Eventually, he wanders into the library and finds a computer, recognizing the electronic device from the facility. With some experience, he navigates the functions and figures out how to post a video.

He stares impassively at the screen for a few seconds.] Doctors, Consortium, Val. [Addressing all three to see which one, if any, would actually respond to his call.] This is an amateur tactic. Rather disappointing.

[Now, to figure out what is this week’s experiment. They’re not on schedule for an F3 expedition. Strange.]

Sai. [Brief pause.] Kankuro, Temari. Report in.

Comments

[reddeadvirtuoso]

a weeabo's an annoying kid on the internet that thinks theyre a japanese otherkin

[Jade stop using words for the love of god.]

yep
america's where i was born and raised
down south in texas in my shitty apartment with my crazy brother and his freaky smuppet toys
rulers in our history don't really give a shit about the whole frivolous spending thing
theyre not very frugal
its like the peasants are like holy shit we need bread and the guys with cash are like fuck do you think we have enough layers on our waistcoats?

[fifth_kazekage]

I see. I am not Japanese, nor do I want to be. [There is no Japan in his world, and he’s fine with being a native of Suna.

Oh, family. Interest perked.] Do you not have an amicable relationship with your brother? Is he a puppeteer?

Your country will suffer economically if this type of spending pattern continues.

It sounds as though the rich exemplify greed with their unwillingness to assist the impoverished.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

nah my bros fucking awesome
yeah hes a puppeteer he ran some website with them
coolest guy ive ever known and he could kick anyones ass with a sword even though he was raised in the middle of texas
no formal ninja training that was all skill

yeah that basically describes our world in a nutshell though!
my country didnt have any kings cause we were like fuck that shit we hate your froofy wigs
and then the rest of the world followed
so most of that stuff was in the past
but nowadays its the same basic principal
or was seeing as everythings dead now :|

[fifth_kazekage]

[Hello, other world Kankuro.]

And he is a civilian? Or a member of your country's military?

If not a king, then there must be a different kind of leader. Unless your world is run without established order.

So you believe that your world has truly been destroyed.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

not a soldier
just a badass bro that liked strifing on the rooftops

our leaders called the president
theres also a bunch of different councils of old guys that help
or dont help
idk politics suck

sure do

[fifth_kazekage]

Civilians are not usually capable of combat. Perhaps your brother acquired those skills to better ensure his survival.

I see. The council members in your world sound ineffective. [Like his own. Zing!]

Politics are complicated, but necessary.

And you don't feel any remorse?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

i guess so
he probably knew about all of the end of the world bullshit so he got ready for it
he was pretty awesome like that

haha yeah theyre pretty lame
necessary or not i could never understand what was going on
not my area of expertise

not really
i mean i guess im kinda down about it but
its not like my life before was that fanfuckingtastic
i was a loser no matter how you slice it but at least here im alive
since im pretty sure if i stayed back home i wouldve been erased

[fifth_kazekage]

If he had adequately prepared for it, then is he here with you?

The intricacies are not meant for civilians to understand. Their desires and the outcome of political discussion are what should matter to them.

You exist without a purpose. Life must feel meaningless, from your perspective.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

no hes dead

[WOW this is something she so doesn't want to talk about you could practically feel it through the computer screen.]

haha dude im 13
life didnt have much of a meaning for me to begin with
but yeah i dont really have that much going on