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[bewareofdog]

It's a bit to take in. The entire world is gone... or my world.

And all I got to console myself is with this fuckin' oatmeal bullshit.

These people really don't know how to treat anyone, do they?

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[bewareofdog]

Think they'll give me one?

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[skullphones]

Worth a shot.

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[bewareofdog]

All right.

How do you get a hold of 'em, then?

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[skullphones]

Suggestion box, bottom floor. Never used it myself, but it's as sure a messenger with them as you're gonna get.

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[bewareofdog]

Well, it looks like I got a trip ahead of me.

Best finish this shit and load up on some food before headin' down.

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[skullphones]

Don't die.

[And the sad part is, that's his legitimate farewell.]

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[bewareofdog]

I ain't got no intention of it!

But if I do... I'll just try again!

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[skullphones]

See? There we go.

[Laugh.]

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[bewareofdog]

Still ya don't wanna come along?

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[skullphones]

...Why not.

Where are you, then?

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[bewareofdog]

Hangin' out in the cafeteria trying to choke vomit-meal down.

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[skullphones]

...Wait a minute.

[Give him a second, hang on, hang on...]

Dude, the cafeteria is the bottom floor.

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[bewareofdog]

Are you sayin'... I was walkin' in such a daze... I ended up where I needed to be... without realizin' it?

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[skullphones]

I guess.

[...He can't stop himself. Over the audio feed comes a slow clap.]

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[bewareofdog]

[ Going to clap for himself, too. ]

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[skullphones]

[Ah, yes. A good, gentlemanly clap.]

...Well, the suggestion box should just be sitting around somewhere.

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[bewareofdog]

How the fuck did I get down here--?

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[bewareofdog]

I think I remember an elevator.

Millennium Tower had quite a few of 'em, guess I rode on instinct?

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[bewareofdog]

Hold on.

I'm crackin' this fuckin' case of where the hell my head is.

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[skullphones]

It happens.

[Randomly losing memories is totally in character for the Tower.]

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[bewareofdog]

Well, I'm here... so I can start writing some suggestions.

Suggestion one. I want a new color for my collar. Make it red.

Suggestion two. Fuck yer oatmeal.

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[skullphones]

Suggestion three. Get a book called 'Common Courtesy for Dummies' and hit yourselves over the head with it.

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[bewareofdog]

I'll add that to the lot.