001 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

It's a bit to take in. The entire world is gone... or my world.

And all I got to console myself is with this fuckin' oatmeal bullshit.

These people really don't know how to treat anyone, do they?

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[keeps_count]

That is a rather crude way of asking about Arda. I can only speak for Middle Earth however as I have never sailed beyond these lands. No there are no fairies. The are Elves, Goblins, Orcs, Hobbits, Men and very large spiders. Dragons as well but it's been... Oh a century or so since I saw or heard of any being seen. Smaug was the last I heard of and he was slain.

[bewareofdog]

Not really into fantasy. So, then, what the hell's a hobbit, goblin and orc? Ain't goblin and orcs the same?

[keeps_count]

It is hardly fantasy.

Hobbits are small but stout folk, about two to four feet tall. And they are... related, I suppose is the most accurate description. Goblins are smaller breeds of orc.

[bewareofdog]

Right. My bad.

... eh? That short? Wow, you could almost put 'em in yer pocket, eh?

I was right!

But it sucks you don't have any dragons. It'd be fun to ride one.

[keeps_count]

[Cracking a smirk, a small one.]

They are easy enough to carry, if it were needed.

[Okay smirk gone.] They are very dangerous, completely without mercy. I would never wish to ride on one.

[bewareofdog]

I'd guess so. Like carryin' around a kid.

[ Eyes widen. ]

Really? No shit? [ A pause as he gets a little thoughtful. ] That makes me wanna ride one even more...

[keeps_count]

Quite like it, yes.

[Let this elf shake his head. If another elf is seeing this conversation, he probably is doing the same.]

If you wish to die quickly but painfully, that is one of the 'best' ways to do it.