[voice] IS ♞ EVEN ON THE NETWORK'S CHARACTER MAP VII: we are at jascon 5

[beknightedheroine]

Hey guys.

Betting it's a Jason month this time.

Mostly 'cuz I woke up with a note pinned to my hand with a scalpel.

So if you were planning on anything that isn't the tower being more awful, sorry, you're gonna have to put that on hold.

That's pretty much all I got to say. Peace.

Comments

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[puppy_lancer]

...Who the fuck is Jason?

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[beknightedheroine]

A scalpel fetishist.

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[puppy_lancer]

And why is it his month?

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[beknightedheroine]

Well, y'see, every month we put a different nutjob in charge, kind of as a social experiment type thing to see how much we end up hating them. Jason is our premiere hate magnet. He is just the best at it there is.

_{[why do you people let her keep talking]}

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[puppy_lancer]

[When Lancer next speaks, his voice carries more or a growl. The killing intent is practically leaking from the networkin device.]

Where is he now?

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[beknightedheroine]

_{[..Mission complete. The more people out for Jason's blood, the better a day she's having.]}

Down. Way down. He doesn't bless us with his presence much.

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[puppy_lancer]

As in the first floor? Or somewhere below even that?

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[beknightedheroine]

Yeah, below that. I'd call it the basement, but who knows. We might just be the weirdos they keep stashed up in the attic.

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[puppy_lancer]

They have a door there, or am I gonna have to make one?

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[beknightedheroine]

Hey-y-y-y, sparky, I'll tell you the truth, but try not to go on a suicide mission just yet. _{[They usually save those for the middle of the month.]}

There's a special lift, but it's real iffy on what works to get into it. If you find a way in it that works, my suggestion is either go on an all-out rush before they fix it, or be sneaky and save it for the best moment.

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[puppy_lancer]

...Sparky?

[That makes him drop the killing intent for just a second.]

All-out rush is more my style.

[At least he now knows about how to get to the basement.]

And does he even come upstairs? To any of the floors?

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[beknightedheroine]

Sparky! Unless you got something better for me to call you. I take first names only, please.

The super special charging rush technique is one of my favorites, too. ..Uh. _{[Her cheer dies off significantly, because really, that strategy's gotten her nowhere but misery lately.]} H, heh.

Only in special circumstances.

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[puppy_lancer]

Call me Lancer...kid.

[If anything, he gets to be the nicknamer around here.]

Oh? Do you think I can create one of those "special circumstances," then?

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[beknightedheroine]

Lancer, got it!

_{[She probably does not actually have it and will likely greet him with 'Sparky!' next time they talk.]}

And hey, the sky's the limit, right? Don't let me say 'no, you can't.' There's a lot of people who can do a lot of different things here.

Just, if you do manage it, save a piece of him for me.

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[puppy_lancer]

Would setting fire to the cafeteria work?

You'll have to hurry up. I'm a fast worker.

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[beknightedheroine]

..Normally I'd say don't, but right now nobody's gonna mourn the loss of anything in there. Go at it, spar--Lancer!

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[puppy_lancer]

...Wait a couple of minutes, and I'll have that Jason's head on a platter.