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[deathboss]

[Good afternoon, Tower. Eikichi is standing in front of the terminal's camera, grinning from ear to ear and looking quite proud of himself. In fact you might say he looks unusually energized.]

HOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is this thing on...okay it is.

Inhabitants of this stone tower! I, the beautiful, amazing, great, quick-thinking Michel have a proposition for next week. As it so happens that it was the birthday of someone special two days ago, I realized she needs a proper celebration! And considering there hasn't been a good party around here lately, the solution is simple; a proper birthday bash, not just for our bella dama who will be our guest of honor, but also for anyone who hasn't had a proper birthday for the past months.

And as exceptional as he is, Michel can't do this alone! I can help with the decorations and the music, but I know the tower is filled with considerable talent! Chefs! Decorators! Even a few musicians who might have slipped from Michel's grasp when he didn't notice you...reveal yourselves to me so that we may make this the best bash ever!

And...turn that frown upside down! Michel isn't going to stand for it any longer!

Times have been hard and difficult, that's true, but if we don't get a little joy in our lives, we'll just like this place drag us down with it. I'll have none of that and neither should you! As a certain someone I admire would say, 'Let's Positive Thinking!'

So go on, find a mirror, look at yourself and say "I look great today!".

Don't worry I'll be waiting.

[He crosses his arms with a smirk plastered on his face and waits for a full eight seconds before continuing.]

Now that you're all energized and ready to do this...there's more!

It's not just a birthday party and way to cheer everyone up, if you can, bring that lovely lady or the handsome guy! Come as a couple as there will be a competition to crown the lord and lady of the evening! And don't worry, Michel's a very fair man. As much as he knows he's the only true king around, he'll let someone else enjoy it for that night.

So put on your best!

Oh, no date you say? That's not a problem! Do the words Blind Date have any meaning to you? Send me your name -- don't worry Michel won't share -- and he'll set you up with all the others who don't have one. Considering our beautiful chica population lower, you may end up with another guy! But don't worry, a date doesn't mean you need to kiss at all...who knows, you might end up with a new friend! Michel's certain everyone will have a good time regardless! And who knows...you might find true love and you'll have me to be thankful for!

....I know, I know, how can someone like me exist? Sometimes I wonder that too.

So, who's with me?!

[Look at that grin. Look at that face. Look at all this wild energy. Surely it must stir something within you for that...right to fight for your party...]

[As private as Eikichi can make it to the rest of the team members minus Maya]

Jun, you're in charge of making her a proper birthday bouquet. Miyabi, you want to make her a cake? Tatsuya, Lisa...help me find her some presents? If we have to make 'em I don't care.

And everyone's coming to the music room with me! I've been inspired to write her a birthday song and I'll need everyone's help!

[OH GODS WHYYYY NO EIKICHI NOOOO...]

[[OOC - Blind Date Signups are Here]]

Comments

[Anon/Unlocked.]

[hystericull]

HOLY FUCKING TITS THIS SHIT BE ALL WHAT A BROTHER'S NEEDING TO GET HIS SORRY NUG OUT OF MOTHERFUCKIN GRUMPSVILLE.
COUNT HIM ALL THE FUCK IN, MOTHERFUCKER!
I MEAN, UH, COUNT ME IN, MOTHERFUCKER!
ME BEING KARKAT MOTHERFUCKING VANTAS.
I BE DOWN FOR WHATEVER DOPE BROTHERS OR BITCHES YOU GOT ON HAND, MY MIRACLE PARTYDUDE! (o:B

[deathboss]

Hey, HEY! Mind not swearing so much? There are some kids reading this!

...I'll sign you up.

[And make a mental note - no one who's too nice to go with a guy who would need a censor button for every few words he says.]

[Anon/Unlocked.]

[hystericull]

OH.
SORRY, MOTHERFUCKER.
I MEAN, UH. SORRY, BRO.
KEEP ALL GETTING MY FORGET ON IN THAT THERE BE PINK HUMAN WIGGLER THINGS ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.
CAN'T PROMISE KARKAT WILL BE ALL KEEPIN THE LID ON HIS MOTHERFUCKING FLAP, THOUGH.
I MEAN, HE WILL. CAUSE I WILL. CAUSE I'M HIM.
AND SHIT.
HONK.

OH AND, UH. ETA: FUCKIN WICKED APPRECIATIVE IN THE SIGN-UP MAGIC, BRO!

[deathboss]

...okay.

[You know what, he doesn't care if that is really him or not, if they went through the trouble to do it, THAT PERSON MUST NEED A BLIND DATE PRONTO!]

ALSO ANON

[midgarhorizon]

Hey, Gamzee, you asshole.

Try imitating a little harder next time you sign up a bro.

yeah okay still anon but what is the point even by now

[hystericull]

ain't your motherfucking business, anonymotherfucker.

anon

[midgarhorizon]

Yeah? Fucking hurts, man. What about the poor jerk you signed up? Ain't yours.

anonymous 2: son of anon

[hystericull]

ACTUALLY, IT ALL MOTHERFUCKING IS.
shove them fuckin words of yours back at your protein chute, motherfucker.
GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU UP AND TRY ALL TO TROLL THE MOTHERFUCKIN TROLL.

anonymous 3: return of anon

[midgarhorizon]

HEY RETARD YOUR SKINNY ASS IS TOO FULL OF SOPOR TO FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FACTS ARE.

anonymous 4: the phantom anon

[hystericull]

ain't had no slime for a good hour, motherfucker.
AND WHO ALL THE MOTHERFUCK YOU BE THINKING YOU ALL FUCKIN ARE TELLIN A BROTHER ABOUT HIS MOTHER FUCKING SELF?
get your motherfucking sorry tits off of anon if you wanna be real with me, bro.
EASIER TO FIND OUT WHOSE FUCKIN PHALANGES I ALL GOTTA BE TO RIPPING THE FUCK OFF SO THEY DON'T BE TYPING FOR WHAT'S MOTHERFUCKIN MUCH LONGER.

anonymous 5: more sequels than friday the 13th

[midgarhorizon]

Yeah, that's why we ain't friends anymore, fuckface. Whenever a guy actually gives a damn you rip his fucking face off. Or whatever.

not anon because he gives no fucks

[papshooshing]

HEY SHIT HEAD, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP RILING UP MY MOIRAIL?
IF YOU WANT HIM TO REPEAT HIS PAST ACTIONS, I AM VERY SORELY TEMPTED TO ALLOW HIM TO RIDE THE WAVES OF HIS MURDERMIRTH
BUT HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT THE MERRY FUCK UP SO WE CAN ALL LIVE IN PEACE.
ACTUALLY, HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT UP SO WE CAN JUST *LIVE?*

anonyagain

[midgarhorizon]

Butt the fuck out.

[papshooshing]

HOW ABOUT NO?
THERE IS *ONE* THING I HAVEN'T FUCKED UP AND THIS RELATIONSHIP IS IT.
NO WAY IN HELL AM I GOING TO SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING.

anon

[midgarhorizon]

Fine. Have it your way. Fuck up someone else's.

[papshooshing]

THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN GOING ON ABOUT ANYWAY?

anonyclusterfuck

[hystericull]

don't let fussynubs fuckin upset.
THIS MEANINGFUL AND LONG-MOTHERFUCKING-LASTING BROTHERHOOD WE ALL GOT GOIN HERE.
even if it all be consumed by the motherfucking anonymity.
LET'S HASH IT THE FUCK OUT, MOTHERFUCKER.
honk.
HONK.
honk.

[papshooshing]

YOU.
MY RESPITEBLOCK.
NOW.
NOT OPTIONAL.

[hystericull]

can't seem all to be fuckin remembering where that respiteblock of yours is to be at, motherfucker. :o)
ANYWAY I'M ALMOST MOTHERFUCKING DONE HERE.
ain't no need to get a brother's nubs up in this noise.
GONNA GET THIS ALL NICE AND SORTED THE FUCK OUT.

[papshooshing]

WHAT PART OF "NOT OPTIONAL" DIDN'T SEEP INTO THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES OF YOUR THINK PAN?
I THINK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEMAND YOUR PRESENCE FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID HERE.
SHIT, MAN
I DON'T NEED A DATE.

[hystericull]

HAHAHAHA, OH YEAH.
almost motherfucking forgot what all i was here to fuckin do in the first motherfucking place.
DON'T SWEAT ON IT, BROTHER.
you won't be snarkin on no bitches no more.
LIKE WHAT YOU ALL FUCKIN WERE TO BE DOING JUST NOW.
with my pleasant as motherfucking hell conversation with a bro up there.
GET ALL SOME FLUSHCRUSH GOIN ON TO UP AND TAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN STRESSNUBS AWAY.
more than this sorry motherfucker is all getting to do.

[papshooshing]

PLEASANT MY NUBS.
I DON'T NEED A FLUSHCRUSH GAMZEE.
FUCK, I DON'T EVEN NEED A HATECRUSH EITHER.
WE ALL KNOW THAT SHIT WILL END UP BACKFIRING ANYWAY.
THAT LAST STATEMENT BETTER NOT BE A SHAMELESS SLAP AT YOURSELF EITHER.

[hystericull]

NOTHING OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SORT, MY PALEST OF PALE BROTHERS.
doesn't all change up the fact that you be all down to kick the shutstub flushstroll with another motherfucker.
WHEN LIFE ALL HANDS YOU PISS-COLORED OVALULAR FRUITS, MOTHERFUCKER.
you motherfucking get off that gray rump of yours and make miraculous motherfucking flushy pissjuice, bro.
HONK HONK HONK.

[papshooshing]

THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE HEARD YOU SAY.
EW, GAMZEE.

[hystericull]

AIN'T THAT HOW THE MOTHERFUCKING PHRASE GO.
did i get it motherfucking wrong or some shit.