[Anonymous Text]

[fractus_animus]

Hello. Since I'm certain many of you are busy or predisposed searching for the people who were likely abducted for another experiment, I'll try to be short with this.

A certain FAQ has been forwarded into my care recently from the old owner. If you are new here, I'd really like to take the time to suggest you please read it, even if it's gotten a bit large, because this is very important for those of us who happen to be trying to simply live here, and doubly so for those who don't know what floor is dangerous or what goes on here. AKA you newbies.

I have but one simple request: Tell me what would you like me to add to this, if anything. Another one, if you're not busy: would you mind giving me some questions that you hear frequently? I'm considering adding a Q&A about what we know/don't know/what to do and not to do, but I'm not certain if it's necessary or not.

That's all, really; I want to do my best to make sure this is as well-maintained as the original author intended.

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[anon text]

[deatharcana]

I'm sorry, was something useful for keeping you alive too hard for you to peruse?

Or maybe you've already figured out all the amazing ways to die here in Tower Wonderful Flowers and Happy Thoughts?

[text]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

kinda yeah
i mean if im about to get violently murdered for ducking my collar check up day i don't want to wade through five million pages trying to figure out what time breakfast is at
this is seriously important information i need at the crack of a hat tbh!
i'm pretty used to dying and stuff anyway and we come back in the morning right?
big deal

[text]

[fractus_animus]

How about this: I'll go throw a penny down the stairs and you can go chase it, I'm sure your attention span will have you forget why you're even going down the stairs by the time you get it.

[text]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

not even a five year old will go scrambling around a rock bed for a goddamn penny
gotta drop at least a quarter to get their attention
sides what am i gonna do with a penny around here?
unless you're gonna tell me there's actually a living economy around here

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[midgarhorizon]

He's got a point. It's pretty tedious. If it's supposed to be a quick glance thing, it should get something like a bullet list of really important stuff at the top.

Table of contents, something like that.