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[urnotafraid]

So... Let me get this straight. [ Someone sounds grumpy and tired and there's a definite hint of an accent. ] We've been rescued by a group of kind-hearted assholes from Gamma-Beta-Three-A that felt we've just gotta wear collars to match our winning personalities, right? Or am I missing something from the care package left behind in the room?

[ There's a pause filled in with the familiar sound of someone lighting up a cigarette. ]

And I thought this sort of thing only happened in bad movies...

Hey! Anyone around?

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[restitchtime]

What are you talking about, that's a great fucking idea. I've never heard a better damn plan to raise crime rates in my life.

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[urnotafraid]

It also helped the sales of guns and bullets.

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[restitchtime]

And I'm sure that was really a struggling industry.

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[urnotafraid]

If you heard the CEOs talk, they thought it was the end of the world.

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[restitchtime]

Well, shit. We can't have that, can we? Good thing that got fixed before everything really went to hell.

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[urnotafraid]

Good riddance to them anyways.

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[restitchtime]

I'm sure they're still around in some dark slimy corner somewhere. The odds of our worlds actually being destroyed are pretty fucking slim.

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[urnotafraid]

Yeah, I don't believe it too.

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[restitchtime]

Good to hear. Anybody who actually swallows that horseshit deserves to be socked in the jaw.

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[urnotafraid]

That's probably half of them here.

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[restitchtime]

Too bad most people've got better fucking things to do than line up all the idiots and hit them. They could really use it.

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[urnotafraid]

No truer words have ever been typed.

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[restitchtime]

Thanks, that means a lot to me. Even if most of the shit that flies around this network isn't exactly stellar competition.

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[urnotafraid]

You're welcome. From what I've seen so far, it looks a little dead.

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[restitchtime]

Give it time. Everyone's a little busy right now but they should be back to their usual fuckery in a bit.

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[urnotafraid]

I'll wait with held breath then. Only not really cuz I don't feel like passing out first.

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[restitchtime]

Good call. This isn't exactly the ideal napping area, if you haven't noticed.

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[urnotafraid]

Noted. Thanks for the heads up in any case.

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[restitchtime]

No problem. You ever need information that isn't soaked in urine and stupidity look for the obnoxious red text that actually bothers to be formatted correctly.