001 ♠ Voice

[urnotafraid]

So... Let me get this straight. [ Someone sounds grumpy and tired and there's a definite hint of an accent. ] We've been rescued by a group of kind-hearted assholes from Gamma-Beta-Three-A that felt we've just gotta wear collars to match our winning personalities, right? Or am I missing something from the care package left behind in the room?

[ There's a pause filled in with the familiar sound of someone lighting up a cigarette. ]

And I thought this sort of thing only happened in bad movies...

Hey! Anyone around?

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[restitchtime]

Spoilers: we're all actually in a bad horror movie. Be sure to throw out a winning performance because we don't get out damn salaries unless this flick's nominated for at least one Oscar.

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[urnotafraid]

Is this where I gotta put on that skin-tight suit and go cry in a corner begging for mercy? Cuz I didn't see that one in my contract.

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[restitchtime]

Only if you're really fucking intent on being a splatter extra. Personally I don't think it's worth the effort, but that might just be because I'm an unpleasant bitch who doesn't do much crying to begin with.

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[urnotafraid]

That'll be a waste of talent. 'Sides, I don't look that good in white.

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[restitchtime]

No? Labor Days must be hell for you.

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[bewareofdog]

It's communicator. 'Course someone's around.

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[urnotafraid]

Looks like something from pre-World War Two. And I'm not too found of it's lack of a pocket edition.

[ There's a kind of street roll to his words, a slight slur half-muffled by the cigarette he's currently smoking. ]

Does someone got a name?

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[bewareofdog]

Suck it up.

And why do I have to give my name?

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[urnotafraid]

Nah, it's not my type.

I could call you 'stranger number ten' instead of a name.

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[bewareofdog]

I wouldn't think plastic goes in the mouth, anyway.

And I won't answer to it. Don't go askin' people's names without givin' yer own first.

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[knightime]

We're actually in a Grade B horror film. The best part about it is that it's all real life time. Everything that's happening to us is straight up legit.

Also, it was a random generator. I can say for sure that more than half the people here have really shitty personalities and it definitely wasn't what got us stuck in this mess.

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[urnotafraid]

It's starting to sound better and better. Do we got to dodge zombie wombats too? Cuz if we do, I am so gonna have to take pictures to capture the moment.

Most people got shitty personalities. Just gotta shoot them and move on. Or stuff rags in their mouths to make them shut up.

Got any concrete information about this being real or not?

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[knightime]

No zombie wombats, but the place has a suggestion box where you can put in complaints, requests, and the whatever suits your fancy. I don't think people would appreciate if more monsters started appearing though.

The universe part. No. But the stuff that happens to us is real enough. They technically showed us clips of what destroys the universes but a lot of us would think it's a load of shit.

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[urnotafraid]

So if I slip them a note that's just one long 'fuck you assholes' they'd just give us more monsters?

Sounds like a load of shit. Who would believe everything's gone just from a bunch of pictures?

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[knightime]

Probably not. But you might be able to politely ask for more? Please, can I have some more?

People? You assume everyone is as bright as you are.

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[xroyal_bratx]

Whether you believe it or not, we're pretty much at the mercy of whoever decided to 'save' us.

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[urnotafraid]

Do they got a name?

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[xroyal_bratx]

I'm not sure if they do. I haven't been here long enough to discover that yet.

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[urnotafraid]

That's pretty suspicious, if you ask me.

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[xroyal_bratx]

Yeah, tell me about it. I still don't believe their letter jumbo.

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[fatherssins]

[ Ah, yes, Alucard recognises you ]

I'm quite sure that sarcasm will not help the situation.



[ooc: Don't mind Alucard being frosty :D he's definitely gonna grow to like Sho, I'm sure of it!]

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[urnotafraid]

[ Here. Have a scowl back. ]

It's either that or shoot holes in this thing but I didn't want to waste the bullets.

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[fatherssins]

Why would shooting it help?

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[urnotafraid]

Cuz I don't wanna break my only knife on the damn thing. [ A sigh. He's grouchy today. ] I just wanted to finish what I was doing.

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[fatherssins]

You are constantly angry, you act like such a child.

What were you doing before you got here? Stabbing machines?