002 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Ah, I just realized I'm never gonna be able to settle things with Kazzy. Or have a fight with my brother, again. The only two tough bastards that were able to really fight me.

Shit. Even that voyeur's fighting tournament is somethin' I ain't gonna ever see, again. That was really fun. Sledgehammers and swords and general nastiness to get to the top ... no more.

Guess I'm gonna have to make a new hobby outta killin' some of the monsters on the floors. Maybe they can be some sport...

Unless someone wants to start up that sort of tournament here?

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[audio]

[marchwarden]

[ Still a tad sore from the last time they spoke, it took Haldir awhile to figure out whether or not he was going to respond to this message. He was almost content to ignore Majima for the rest of his stay here in Animus, that is until the prospect of a "tournament" caught his attention. ]

What are you plotting now, feuyaer?

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[bewareofdog]

No foreign words, elf. I don't speak the lingo.

And I'm plannin' some fun.

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[marchwarden]

I do have a "name", you realize.

Very well, no foreign words. Now about this tournament...shall it feature blades and bows?

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[bewareofdog]

I realize.

'Course. Ain't no fun if there's no hope for injury. Brings more of a spice to the fightin' that bare-knuckled fightin' can't.

[audio]

[marchwarden]

You do realize that the use of swords and daggers could possibly lead to death, Majima.

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[bewareofdog]

That's why it's fun!

[audio]

[marchwarden]

Spare me. Only a fool would see such as merely "fun".

Cure your boredom another way.

[audio]

[bewareofdog]

Heh.

Well, most people even in the voyeur's tournament didn't have the stomach to really kill someone. People watchin' might wanted to see it, but that's a lie, too. Most of the deaths, if any, happened were accidents. It's just the spice of life that makes the fight all the more excitin'.

Shame that I'm not gonna experience that, again.

[audio]

[marchwarden]

If you truly desire to feel the thrill of combat again, then I invite you to spar me.

You have no need for this farce of a tournament.

[voice]

[mustlovedogs]

Aa? What kind of fights?

[voice]

[bewareofdog]

All kinds!

[voice]

[mustlovedogs]

Too broad. Bareknuckle? Bats, pipes? Give me something to work with here.

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[bewareofdog]

Whatever the fuck you fight best with. Fightin' at a disadvantage or without yer best stuff out is no way to fight. Get me?

[voice]

[mustlovedogs]

Sure, unless the other guy's using a gun or some shit.

[voice]

[bewareofdog]

Guns run out of bullets and the person usin' it gets too cocky.

[voice]

[mustlovedogs]

Got a point. But it'd take a fucking idiot to run into that. Bad enough getting a knife pulled on you when you think it's bareknuckle.

[voice]

[bewareofdog]

That's why ya probably wouldn't last long in a street brawl. Shit happens, and people think they're stronger 'cause of those weapons. Just be stronger and meaner.

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[fatherssins]

[ This is Alucard. This is Alucard with a look of disbelief on his face. ]

May I just confirm that you're upset about not fighting with your brother and battling with sledgehammers?

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[bewareofdog]

Sounds about right.

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[fatherssins]

Why on Earth would you miss things like that, don't most people prefer to stay away from violence?

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[bewareofdog]

It's fun.

But sure, they do... if they're candy-asses.

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[fatherssins]

"Candy-asses"? You're going to have to explain that to me.

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[bewareofdog]

Never heard of it?

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[fatherssins]

Not once.

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[bewareofdog]

Different worlds are so wonky.

A candyass is a little bitch, or pansy, who is afraid of conflict.