002 BITE. VOICE.

[bewareofdog]

Ah, I just realized I'm never gonna be able to settle things with Kazzy. Or have a fight with my brother, again. The only two tough bastards that were able to really fight me.

Shit. Even that voyeur's fighting tournament is somethin' I ain't gonna ever see, again. That was really fun. Sledgehammers and swords and general nastiness to get to the top ... no more.

Guess I'm gonna have to make a new hobby outta killin' some of the monsters on the floors. Maybe they can be some sport...

Unless someone wants to start up that sort of tournament here?

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[audio]

[bewareofdog]

That should be my line.

[ eeeheeeheee! ]

All right, all right! Usually those tournaments were at least three people, but I'm okay with goin' for the grand finale!

[audio]

[marchwarden]

You shan't be disappointed but I will promise you that you'll regret this decision soon enough.

[ An annoyed huff escapes Haldir as he mentally admonishes himself for agreeing to this foolishness. ]

Name the time and place.

[audio]

[bewareofdog]

Since yer an elf, I'll be nice and give ya the advantage. Floor Six. How about afternoon? Then we're well-rested and full of somethin' that isn't oatmeal. Don't eat too much and get drowsy on me, got it?

[audio]

[marchwarden]

You must think of me as a "fool" to suggest such a thing, but no matter. You shall learn soon enough of what I'm capable of, I promise you.

Until then, try not to disappoint.

[audio]

[bewareofdog]

So ya keep sayin'.

But I'm gonna be the one to wear you down, Haldir.

Don't worry. I won't kill ya, since yer helpin' out with my boredom and all.